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[srsfunny]

True power of the Dark Side

[mamoru]

I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

[thedoomcard11]

Teach us, o wise one

[mamoru]

you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. similarly, you are not required to stick around to listen to other people’s reasons for treating you like trash. you can call them a jerk, cut them out of your life, and call it a day.

[laughoutloud-club]

I feel it’s important to add that this sentient pom-pom is named Oh La La

[showerthoughts-lol]

Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

[dndfantasyworld]

Jaws Prequel

[srsfunny]

Time To Grow Some Potato Trees

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

popular saying “the pen is mightier than the sword” is actually the misheard version of “the pen is writier than the sword”. you cant write with swords. cuts the paper too much

[toboldlywrite]

I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

[redshield-writes]

I will join you on this hill to do glorious battle because I could not agree more

[songllama]

said softly: said something in a rather quiet, gentle tone

whispered: i’m at a sleepover and someone just asked me a question

[best-shower-thoughts]

They need to add bloopers to the end of horror movies to relax viewers before they go to sleep (source)

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[artsekey]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[dothepropaganda]

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[untitled53516]

aaaay macarena 

[eye-of-argus-deactivated2018121]

Horrible job everyone

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[queen-with-goals]

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

[ellawritesstuff02]

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

[cwunch]

♡

[best-shower-thoughts]

It’s pure genius how Charmin has made a long running ad campaign from does a bear shit in the woods (source)

[vulture-jack]

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[89-paper-airplanes]

when you pass an exam you expected to fail