does anyone really read these?

[butch-bara]

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

[butch-bara]

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

[shirofluff]

after a tough case of art block i have returned with this fan art of velvet remedy.

(also if anyone is interested, i'm pretty much always taking commissions.)

[slimemode]

bad day to be a zoo dolphin

[yagithegoat]

shy pup

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[tragicwaif]

When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂

[tiredfizz]

Yellow Dog is ready for the Beach These are also available as stickers on ko-fi btw ;D

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by human minds when they rub against a universe

[unification]

the lighthouse on fire at night crudely retains its functionality by chance. not for too long though

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[elliespectacular]

driver's ed is trying to be more hip and relatable to the youth so they started adorning those horrifying photos of mutilated corpses in car wreckage with image macro text saying things like "BRO THOUGHT HE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY 😆💀😭"

[deathmybride]

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[balaclava-trismegistus]

you must defeat my several exes which I refrain from passing moral judgment upon out of a place of empathy but whom definitely acted in ways that, although understandable within the context of their life and the forces they were subject to, inflicted a lot of deep wounds I did not deserve to delicate parts of myself which have not and may never heal. if you want in my boy hole, that is.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Bro check it out. It's a drawing of an anime girl. But look closer. She is gaunt and has bags around her eyes. Further yet, she has an overall sullen, disheveled manner. Is that a cigarette? Perhaps a can of beer? That's fucking crazy bro. Holy fuck. Is that allowed? Normally girls are cute. Jesus Christ. That's so crazy man. Wow.

[worldsworstghost]