I'm Batman

Soon-To-Be Dr. Dominic Smythe This bitch is 20, and he's looking into sports medicine. Yo'! 'Sup? I'm Dom, I'm Batman, and I like waffles. I attend NYU School of Medicine so be nice because I could either be treating your child one day, or selling you illegal substances. Or both, both is usually good. I have a dog, his name is Pumpkin, and he's sensitive. He also farts a lot but that's beside the point because he's badass. Questions? Hit me. Preferably not literally, but just drop something off in my assbox.

[tylerjsmythe]

You’ve got an internship? Oh, my god, Dom. That’s awesome. I’m super duper happy for you! And so proud.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

Hells yeah, I did!

Wanna know what that means? It basically means I'm all yours for the next two months.

[itsloganjames]

At least you’ve got the rest of the summer off though! We’re definitely going to have to do something.

You’re welcome!

[insertmyawesomeurl]

I'm gonna get a sweet, golden body and be the McSteamy for all the patients.

But yeah, definitely! A beach trip is in order, for sure.

[itsloganjames]

Well done, Dom! That’s fantastic news. God, I’m so happy for you! When do you start, man?

[insertmyawesomeurl]

Welp, I have the rest of Summer off which is A+, and come September 5th I'm on my way to residency.

Thanks, though!

[bethanie-rose-berry]

The only appropriate attire for today is a stars and stripes bikini, flip flops and an ice cold beer. Happy fourth Darlings ~

[insertmyawesomeurl]

You celebrated in style, didn't you?

[edwardroones]

Well, you can keep that to yourself. Save it for someone who’s actually… into hearing about that kind of stuff.

Wow. Big stuff. What kind of doctor do you wanna be? I just clean up tables, man. I do some temp jobs at craigslist sometimes, too. But that’s it. No big league shit or anything.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

Boo, that's no fun.

Pediatric surgeon will be my main focus, but I've studied sports medicine too so who knows? I may just be all over the place. But hey, it gets you money, right?

[edwardroones]

Likewise.

What a shame? Do you normally open up about your sexual encounters to strangers on the internet? That’s daring.

What do you work as, anyway?

[insertmyawesomeurl]

I'm not too shy about it, nah.

I just finished pre-med and am currently moving onto an internship at the hospital so no work yet, but after this I get residency so soon, hopefully. What about you? What do you do?

[edwardroones]

I was a scrawny kid. Also, I guess, people just related it to ‘Roones’ when people were too lazy to just call me Rooney. I don’t even know what the fuck kind of name is Rooney. My parents probably got hit in the head and thought that it’s still fucking 1967.

It was a joke. I’m not interested in discussing sex ith you. And it’s Edward.

Yeah, I’ve probably seen you around, too. I guess. Probably. Maybe not. This place is huge.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

Welp, Bones, it's nice to meet'cha.

Ah, dang, what a shame.

Honestly, I work all night and sleep all day, and as stated above, today is the day that I finally get to get into a routine and actually build a social life.

[edwardroones]

It’s what everyone calls me and what I’d prefer everyone to.

Well, hopefully you’re not a sub, ‘cause that would just be totally ironic. Oh, really? Everyone knows Logan. I’m not surprised.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

Bones it is, then. Any reason why?

Now, now, just because we're not on a first-name basis doesn't mean we can discuss our sex lives, I need to at least no your middle name before I can start answering questions.

But yeah, I guess? I mean, I know him more as that guy that knows my brother but y'know, I know of him.

[edwardroones]

Fair enough. Name’s Bones.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

I'll accept your totally real name 'cause it's awesome.

I'm Dom, and I actually know your brother and was just being an asshole.

[edwardroones]

Who the fuck are you?

[insertmyawesomeurl]

I can certainly ask the same thing because I'm not about the introducing myself to other strangers who swear at me first thing.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

I. AM. FREE. Much like Dobby, I have been given a sock -- AKA: an internship acceptance -- and will no longer need to be unnecessarily called in because my "spry, young self doesn't need a full eight hours of sleep".

Yes, Doctor Jeinkins, I, in fact, do.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

text message || dyler

TYLER: Yeah... Really dumb. She's dumb.

TYLER: You could ring me. Or I could come over... I have left over pizza.

DOM: I'm sorry.

DOM: Which would you prefer?

[insertmyawesomeurl]

text message || dyler

TYLER: I didn't know... Maybe because you had a girlfriend and it was easier if you had your own place?

TYLER: Yes, you should. I agree with that.

DOM: Yeeeeah, that was dumb.

DOM: How, oh how, would I ever do that? Hmmmm.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

text message || dyler

TYLER: Good, because my apartment gets lonely.

TYLER: Neither do I, to be honesty... Still love it when you talk French to me, though. Even though I can't hear it right now.

DOM: Why didn't we just become roommates in the first place?

DOM: Theeeeeeeeeeeen I should probably make sure you hear it.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

text message || dyler

TYLER: That's good, yep. I'm just going to come over with food and be like "love me" because everyone loves good.

TYLER: So sexy. I don't know how I can resist you.

DOM: Food or without food, you're more than welcome to be over when you want to be.

DOM: Je n'ai aucune idée où je vais avec cela.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

text message || dyler

TYLER: You're never going to get rid of me now.

TYLER: I love it when you talk French to me.

DOM: Somehow I'm thinking that's not going to be an issue.

DOM: Fromage.

[insertmyawesomeurl]

text message || dyler

TYLER: Guess who's getting his normal shifts back come Wednesday?

TYLER: Also, hi. I miss you :*

DOM: SCORE!

DOM: Bonjour, monsieur. Tu me manques aussi.