A MIRACLE MILE.

name's bones. you can call me bones. of course, you can calso call me rooney, if you want me to sucker punch you in the balls. i've got on my back, so there's that. i've also got two twin brothers. go figure. +  

[bethanie-rose-berry]

How soon can you get a sitter?

[edwardroones]

Very soon. Well, depends on when you wanna do this.

[itsloganjames]

No problem, dude. Just let me know when and stuff. I’m sure she’d love to spend time with her uncles.

[edwardroones]

Yeah, will do. I hope by the time you give her back to me, she'll still know who I am. Or you can feel free to keep her. 

[itsloganjames]

[PRIVATE - BONES & LOGAN]

[itsloganjames]

Why do you even want to know about what Keagan and I get up to in the bedroom?

[edwardroones]

I don't. I'm just curious to know what it's like between two dudes, not you and Keagan specifically.

[itsloganjames]

It doesn’t matter that I can’t stalk, I can still communicate with her.

[edwardroones]

Well, okay. Sounds good. Thanks, man.

[itsloganjames]

[PRIVATE - BONES & LOGAN]

[itsloganjames]

Do you really want me to go into the mechanics of sex between two men? You’re my brother, and talking about my sex life with you is weird enough. I can’t talk to you about why Keagan and I sometimes use condoms.

[edwardroones]

Fine. Be that way.

[bethanie-rose-berry]

I am in desperate need of a night out. One with a lot of wine, the odd glass of champagne, and dancing until I need someone to carry me home. Any volunteers?

[edwardroones]

Me! Me! Me! Pick me! Unless you're getting tired of my face, in which case... no, you still have to pick me.

[itsloganjames]

Hey, man, I’m sure River appreciated it. And if you don’t want to make them, she can always come up to mine and Keagan’s apartment and she can make some with me. I won’t mind one bit, and it’ll be nice to spend time with her.

[edwardroones]

Really? It won't be a hassle for you? I mean, you can't talk and all that shit, so.

[thatotherhummel]

There’s a fine, fine, fine line between asking for a piece and then harassing me for it. Stop it, Mr. Editor, I’d certainly appreciate it if you just stopped.

[thatotherhummel]

[edwardroones]

Yeeshus. What an asshole. Bosses can be suck dicks, man. I'm sorry.

[itsloganjames]

[PRIVATE - BONES & LOGAN]

[itsloganjames]

But condoms lower the risk significantly, so it’s always best to use them. Uh… Bones… Keagan and I do use condoms sometimes. We don’t always do it, but… They’re still important to use.

[edwardroones]

Well... why?

[edwardroones]

itsloganjames replied to your photo:↳ INSTAGRAM: @shtbones uploaded a photo holy...

Are those loom bands?

Yeah. I've been learning how to make them for the past week because all of River's playmates have shit loads of it and they won't give her any so she made me make some for her. Then things got out of hand and I got carried away and I made a ribbon. I loomed the shit out of that.

[bethanie-rose-berry]

Well, you should bring yourself and your charming daughter. But I think that’s all. I’m gonna leave the door open so let yourselves in; I’m just going to get changed.

You know this isn’t something I’m going to believe until I see it. Flabs isn’t a real thing.

[edwardroones]

You got it, sunshine.

Just you wait and see.

[itsloganjames]

[PRIVATE - BONES & LOGAN]

[itsloganjames]

You mean without the risk of getting them pregnant? That’s what condoms are for, dude. They lower the risk.

[edwardroones]

They lower the risk. Not completely remove it. I doubt using a condom for dude on dude sex would just lower the risk of getting pregnant. I'm considering turning just for this.

[tylerjsmythe]

I have an eight hour shift tomorrow, and then I’m off for three days and I honestly don’t know what to do with so much free time. I’m too used to working all the time.

[edwardroones]

What do you work as?

[insertmyawesomeurl]

Boo, that’s no fun.

Pediatric surgeon will be my main focus, but I’ve studied sports medicine too so who knows? I may just be all over the place. But hey, it gets you money, right?

[edwardroones]

Whatever, dude.

So, you're good with kids then, too, huh? Is sports medicine the one where you help athletes recover and stuff? Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm not complaining. I have a job, and I do something on the sidelines every now and then, but sometimes it just makes you feel like you're stuck in a rut.

[bethanie-rose-berry]

Perhaps we should. I get a rather excellent view of the fireworks from my balcony. Why don’t you and River come and join me; unless you already had plans?

Flabs? Is that even a real thing? I don’t believe it at all.

[edwardroones]

Me? Plans? You're right, you don't know me at all, haha. Sounds good, lady. We'll be there in a bit. Should I bring anything?

Yes, it's a real thing, and it's staring at me mockingly in the mirror everyday.

[bethanie-rose-berry]

On the contrary, I don’t think I know you nearly well enough Rooney Anderson.

Me on the other hand what?

[edwardroones]

Should we do something about that?

You, on the other hand, have a body to show for. I have flabs.

[bethanie-rose-berry]

Making a post about wearing a bikini is like a guaranteed reaction from you. I think it’s part of the reason I make them. What’s your Independence Day attire look like?

[edwardroones]

You know me too well, sunshine.

T-Shit and jeans? Nothing fancy. I mean, it's not like anyone has anything to see. You, on the other hand...