I Like Dragons

He/Him 24 Texas I like dragons and my bf @maltesegeek96 I am currently trying to raise funds for my own needs, I cannot afford to be donating to any other fundraisers at the moment. Please do not send me fundraisers.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[kadegreene]

Sore Loser

Borbus is not taking losing to Mortimer in a drinking competition well. I don't blame him, I'd be pissed too.

[pierog]

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

p.s. I'm coming to Germany soon with my new book of science cartoons. Details at www.tomgauld.com

[chubunited]

Reimagining Grace +400 lbs is currently watering my crops. Free from any kind of judgement or societal pressure, (and in an environment where you can easily just live in zero G) I wonder, how big could he find himself?

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[shadowicepuma]

@noodles-07 get peer reviewed

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[were--ralph]

*holds your hand in first person like a girlfriend who is going to die in the movie/game* lets be cringe together

[were--ralph]

oops! i ate some frozen tilapia and i feel my body rejecting it oh god

[were--ralph]

oh god not this

[were--ralph]

if i listed everything i did wrong with this one meal i think i would owe my followers for emotional damage

[were--ralph]

no you guys will be mad at me :(

[were--ralph]

I cooked tilapia in an air fryer i didnt clean before using that i cooked chicken in a few days earlier

[therealbeachfox]

Oh sweetheart. No.

[were--ralph]

its ok i have health insurance

[were--ralph]

I lived bitch

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

398.7

jokes and jests (re: pranks)

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[were--ralph]

People who liked Xenoblade Chronicles 2 should be put on a list and separated from society until they learn their lesson

[were--ralph]

Having just tried to replay it recently, it really is like. Video Game Dysentery. Its just awful the whole way through.

[were--ralph]

imagine being born with two bootyholes and meeting your soulmate who has two dicks

[nerdintheforest]

Every day I log on to this hellsite and have to read things with my own two eyes

[were--ralph]

this feels very tame for me to be honest

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

two eyes you say??

[wathav]

Most male marsupials, except for macropods and marsupial moles, have a bifurcated penis, separated into two columns, so that the penis has two ends corresponding to the females' two vaginas. The penis is used only during copulation, and is separate from the urinary tract. It curves forward when erect, and when not erect, it is retracted into the body in an S-shaped curve.

Female marsupials have two lateral vaginas, which lead to separate uteri, both accessed through the same orifice. A third canal, the median vagina, is used for birth.

[were--ralph]

every day on this site you learn something new

[frostfyrezero]

Happy pride, fellow gays

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving