I Like Dragons

He/Him 25 Texas I like dragons and my bf @maltesegeek96 I am currently trying to raise funds for my own needs, I cannot afford to be donating to any other fundraisers at the moment. Please do not send me fundraisers.

[were--ralph]

i need to draw something new im only rendering on my current projects rn

[were--ralph]

name some r34-able characters ig

im tired of drawing bowser

[kadegreene]

Borbus Sheepsnatcher

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 9 hours 45 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

at any rate we're coming down to the wire on the Tumblr sexyman contest

less than 24 hours remain on the finale and NO furries even made it to the end but

I am doing my part in spreading this poll far and wide o7

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Marie Itamis from Brand New Animal

Yes

No

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Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

A mink Beastman who is well-connected and rooted in the society and culture of Anima City, which keeps itself isolated from human society so as to be a safe place where Beastmen can flourish away from the discrimination and danger they face from humans.

Marie is sly, cunning, opportunistic, and greedy, often only agreeing to carry out favors if she gets something in return, but she has a good heart and becomes kinder over time. Unfortunately, she's often mistaken for being a weasel or mongoose.

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

I'm gonna sexualize the fuck outta that lion

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Midbus from Super Mario Bros

Yes

No

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Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

Midbus is a pig/armadillo creature and a minion of the genius and excitable villain Fawful, serving as his personal enforcer and right-hand man! He also has a rivalry with Bowser. He's fairly dimwitted but very proud, with strength rivaling that of Bowser himself, and he's got a big appetite. He's also very loyal to and protective of Fawful, a faithfulness which eventually proves to be his undoing.

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Maximos from Spyro the Dragon

Yes

No

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Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

Maximos is a big, tough dragon from the Peace Keepers homeworld who was among the many adult dragons who were frozen to stone by an enraged, jealous Gnasty Gnorc. Spyro proceeds to find his statue in Dry Canyon after performing a tricky glide, and unfreezes him, to Maximos's relief, as the big guy thought he might be trapped in that spot forever.

Alongside his trusty club, Maximos carries a frying pan and fork, and speaks of how good the local vultures taste, revealing he might be quite the chef off the battlefield...

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[comicaurora]

unwinding

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[st-just]

A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.

[teapotchamelineon]

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#the idea that someone can simultaneously be a bad parent and a good person is one that seems to escape a LOT of people#I see far too many people who insist that if someone is a bad parent they're also a bad person#because being a bad parent MAKES them a bad person#“well they never should have had kids if they were going to be bad at it!” cool cool so I don't know if you know this but#not everyone is able to see how things will play out before they happen#also someone may be a GREAT parent for one kid but a mediocre one for another kid#because (and I know this is another pretty alien idea to a lot of tumblr) everyone is different#what one child needs is not necessarily the same as what another child needs#anyway#it's much more fun to explore this concept in fiction than in reality#when it happens IRL at least one real person gets screwed over; in fiction it's an interesting story to explore

So fucking true

I know people who are great as friends for example, but they shouldn't be parents.

[eraserheadadult]

can i be real with you i'm gonna start biting people

[hyperlexichypatia]

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

[tredlocity]

[mcki]

did i fucking ask

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Hidden developer message from Bart Simpson’s Escape from Camp Deadly

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking