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inside job side blog ! • follows from @notataakokinnie • 20 , he / him • requests are OPEN !!!! i do both art and writing • NO MINORS MINIRS DNI

[insidejizz]

MINORS FUCK OFF MINORS BEGONE

hellooo this is my intro post <3

we go by a lot of names but this will mostly be TAAKO , REAGAN , or ANGEL writing so you can use those three interchangeably !

requests are currently OPEN ! I WILL WRITE/DRAW ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR GROSS SHIT ( inc/st, minor/adult, etc etc ) NSFW IS ALLOWED LOL

art tag is CLASSIFIED, writing tag is REDACTED

[fistraid]

theyre doing brain surgery on me so i can draw inside job fanart 

[escuerzoresucitado]

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Concept: a woman is holding hands with a robot, and the woman is wearing a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my keyboards" on the front and "mechanical" on the back, over an exploded view of a cherry mx brown keyswitch.

The robot's shirt says "flesh lover" in the old recaptcha distorted text style. The back has "select all the squares with the cutest girl" and a 3x3 montage of photos of the woman currently holding her right hand.

[taibobo]

glenn leaves a smoke session with andre like “Guys i am scared i’m starting to learn things about myself” and myc is like finally you’re on the same page as the rest of us . idiot

[niyarest]

x

[cognitosclowns]

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!!

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[taibobo]

they inspire feelings in me

[monado-stew]

robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires

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[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

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[mrsbretthand]

This goes out to the shadow board! @sin-sidejob @flyingspicerack @outismisc (aka @cognitosclowns ) and @radioactivebowtie (aka @yokiidokii )

(Also bonus thank you to @radioactivebowtie for the art of us!!)

[quemaiglesias]

Boyfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I was watching season 2 first episode and thinking “lmao what if he already shot him in the human hunting ahaha” 

And then Im here Anyway, they are in love, viejos sabrosos   And JR is transmasc 

[smlbirdds]

this shit isn’t FUNNY ANYMORE netflix!!!!!!!!

[taibobo]

inside job master chef AU with rand JR and tamiko as judges . rand is a sort of casual crass judge, speaks very bluntly but is the one contestants want to impress the most. JR is your average rich restaurant goer so he wants intelligent and expertly crafted dishes with intense flavor profiles. tamiko is about that picturesque WOW factor and wants new and exciting flavor combinations and plating techniques

reagan: highly technical with a love for complicated gourmet michelin dishes. wants rands approval and is extremely mad about it. highly independent worker, and though i think she’d likely make it to the semifinals or finals she would likely face elimination in a team challenge or the restaurant takeover unless she was captain

gigi: great with visuals and infusing her atlanta background to create highly modern and beautiful looking dishes. likely works with a lot of trendy ingredients and dishes, so something like a mystery box challenge would pose a hard challenge for her as she has a very small range of dishes she’s comfortable with creating

andre: the wild card. makes strange, culturally diverse foods with highly conceptual and abstract ideas and flavor profiles. judges are constantly stumped by his abilities despite his usually quite casual demeanor in the master chef kitchen. crumbles under extreme pressure in the restaurant takeover at first, but as soon as he’s able to take a “bathroom break” he’s an instant star. definitely a possible finalist

brett: highly skilled cook, though not the best among the cast, but what he lacks in technique he makes up for in gusto and his understanding of what other people enjoy. his ability to tackle challenges is very headstrong because he wants to impress more than he wants to win. his palate is very sophisticated (from his parents) and his understanding of gourmet cuisine is very advanced (from his house staff), but i think if anyone yelled at him he would break like a fucking soggy cracker

myc: he’s in a human glamour on tv obviously, but i think it’d still be funny if he was an alien. the judges know this but the rest of the cast and the audience do not. because of this his concept of food combinations is quite literally beyond human understanding. tries to avoid using mushrooms and similar ingredients, but his palate and choices are insane, near on the level of andre. he’s fantastic at working with colors in plating, but i think some of his combinations and flavors may be a little too camp and clash. he’s kind of an asshole and would likely do badly in a team challenge unless he was with someone who could easily let his insults roll off like glenn (who’s used to them) or andre (who isn’t paying attention)

glenn: also fully human in this— hearty chef, great at cooking comfort food in large portions and has a lot of gumption with working with heavy machinery and butchery. a bit of a sore loser, but he has a great taste for protein especially and could out grill, out sear, and out marinate pretty much any other competitor. not as intelligent with plating but his knowledge of flavor profiles is very rational and he could definitely cook something he’s never eaten with little issue, especially a meat.

robotus: surprise competitor. technically near-perfect and conceptually has a deep understanding of several cultures and types of cooking. is even better at baking and could destroy a bakery challenge. however his food tends to lack ‘soul’ and creativity at first until he’s able to learn from the other competitors around him. i think he’d make a great finalist or semi finalist