beach starters.
“hey, can you pass the sun screen?”
“can you rub the tanning lotion onto my back? i can’t reach.”
“i love watching the sun set over the water.”
“this view is gorgeous!”
“wanna go swimming?”
“the water’s so clear!”
“this water is freezing!”
“look! it’s a sea turtle!”
“are there sharks in this water?”
“let’s play some beach volleyball!”
“wanna go look for sea shells?”
“you’re blocking the sun! i’m trying to get my tan on here!”
“i’ll race you to the ocean swing!”
“a seagull pooped on my sandwich.”
“you know, sex on the beach doesn’t have to be just the name of drink.”
“there’s so much sand in my swim trunks/swimsuit.”
“i told you that you’d enjoy snorkeling!”
“let’s go get some ice cream.”
“wanna take a stroll down the boardwalk?”
“bet i can beat you at limbo!”
“a candle lit dinner on the beach? what’s the occasion?”
“this is my hammock! i claim it as my own!”
“you know, beach zumba is harder than it looks.”
“code red! something just brushed up against my leg!”
“wow, that’s a really good sandcastle! can i help?”
“i rented a sail boat. wanna come?”
“come join me by the fire. it’s warmer over there.”
“there’s something so calming about the sound of these waves.”
“there’s a storm coming. we should go inside.”
“so…i fell asleep in the sun and now i’m redder than a lobster.”
“why did i agree to let you bury me in the sand?”
“does that cloud look like elvis to you or is it just me?”
“don’t go out too far in the water! the ocean will swallow you whole.”
“you were supposed to catch that frisbee with your hands, not your forehead.”
“let’s hunt for buried treasure!”
“do you tan or do you burn?”
“come dance with me! it’ll be fun, i promise!”
“can we just buy a beach house and stay here forever?”
“surfing is easy! come on, i’ll teach you.”
“listen, my only goal for the day is to learn how to hula.”
“that dude totally wiped out on the water jets. is it bad that i kinda wanna try it out?”
“we’re still going parasailing, right? you aren’t backing out on me, are you?”
“hold tight. i’m about to put this jet ski on full throttle!”
“how come my sandcastles never turn out that good?”
“you can see the whole beach at the top of the ferris wheel!”
“hey, help me find an open beach umbrella, will you?”
“i’m sorry, but you want me to jump off of that giant cliff and into the water? what do i look like to you? an idiot?”
“why would ariel ever want to leave the ocean? sebastian’s right. it’s better down where it’s wetter!”
🎵 “see the line where the sky meets the sea? it calls me and no one knows, how far it goes!” 🎵
