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[iconic-hes]

[hiatusera-deactivated20160721]

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[insomkt]

text to: ezra

gunner: okay...

gunner: i'm almost there. i'm about ten minutes away i think.

ezra: okay, i'll be near the door for you. don't text and drive! be safe!

[nymphct]

know what i want more of? blind date threads. you don’t get to pick my muse and i don’t get to pick yours. we don’t know who we’re using until one of us posts the starter. we have to reply no matter what. sometimes it works out and leads to other dates. sometimes it just ends in a hook-up. sometimes it ends and they never want to see each other again. it doesn’t matter how it ends, what matters is that it’s something real and not planned out like every other plot.

[insomkt]

"y'know, like gum drops and all sweet like, yeah?" the male mumbled as his own brows furrowed, clearly he was unable to convey what he was actually trying to say, which just made him a bit flustered more than anything. "should i just stop talking? would that make this entire exchange a bit better?" cj questioned as a soft chuckle began to leave his lips - a shade of rose rising to color his cheeks as he became a bit embarassed about their exchange. "maybe i should light up another cigarette and we can start over," he joked as a grin spread over his face.

[thedeviljudges]

[plumwrites]

forget the fake dating plots, give me the fake engagement plots because it’s a hundred times more angst i mean?

when muse a has been telling their parents they’ve been seeing somebody and finally say they’re engaged to get them off their back, and then surprise!! the whole family ships out to meet the lucky person and they gotta suddenly scramble for a fake fiance/fiancee

when the person they ask is their friend and muse b has been secretly hiding that they actually have feelings but say yes just to get close to muse a and hopefully get rid of the feelings but god knows that doesn’t work

the moving in together and having to get used to sleepy faces and sleeping in the same room and awkwardly brushing their teeth in the morning but it eventually becomes very familiar and natural

meeting the family!!! listening to embarrassing stories and cute naked baby pics while muse a sits around moping bc “mooomm why are you showing these i asked you to burn these”

having to practice being affectionate so it looks real

“what do you mean kiss? right now? in front of the whole family?”

“kiss me right now in front of the whole family”

what becomes normal hand holding and touching even when they’re not in public

mom/grandmother bringing their old wedding dress and insisting muse b trying it on and it’s huge on her but the mom/grandmother is crying and muse a comes in and the dress is literally falling off muse b and their family members are crying in the corner

the family throwing a bridal shower and the couple casually cheating to win the newlywed game

actual bridal dress shopping!!! when muse b tries on ‘the dress’ and everybody is like omg…and muse a is like “shit shit these are real feelings ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION”

when the family leaves and the two try and go back to normal but deny there are any real feelings :(

when muse a starts dating somebody else and their family is like “they’re okay but i liked muse b better”

A N G S T

[insomkt]

with the corners of his lips curving upwards, showing off  a small toothy grin, the male nodded as he looked down at his feet and then back up at the boy in front of him. “you’re right, perhaps i was getting a bit ahead of myself. i’m not one to cave that easily, i guess it was that tone of voice you used - as if you were one of those little gum drops, y’know?” he knew he probably wasn’t making any sense at all, probably just seemed as if the cigarette fumes were finally getting to his head. 

[insomkt]

Tongue flickering out over his lips, CJ sighed softly as his hands roamed through his hair. Eyes fluttering close for a brief moment, the male began to count to ten slowly. He wouldn't yell or snap - not with his boyfriend in the room beside him. He wouldn't make a big deal out of his recent discovery - he'd promised a nice night in, and he'd deliver on that. He'd make this somebody else's problem, although it was killing him to know that somebody had cut him short on a deal. It made him angry to know that he’d gotten snubbed - especially considering the fact that he’d let his guard down to let somebody handle a transaction for him. Now there’d be two problems he’d have to deal with. “Baby?” CJ called out as he reopened his eyes, rising from the sofa slowly as he tucked the envelope underneath the couch cushion. “You forget about me?” He hummed teasingly as he began to make his way towards his significant other, wrapping his arms around the boy’s waist from behind once he was close enough.

[insomkt]

"hm, so you use your manners quite frequently then?" cj questioned, pursing his lips as he looked the stanger up and down once more before meeting his eyes. "do you always call out to smoking strangers on the street and beg for them to stop and attempt to preserve their lungs, or was this a one time type of thing?" and for some reason the male found himself becoming more curious about the other in front of him, and he desperately wished that he hadn't listened and tossed his cigarette into the bin.

[insomkt]

jaw clenching and eyebrows knitting together as he studied the other in front of him, a reluctant sigh left the males lips as he stubbed the cigarette out and flicked it into the bin beside him. "i only did it cause you said 'please' - manners are important to me." his words came out sounding like more of a grumble than anything else. he wouldn’t risk another’s health, only his own - especially if it were to be pointed out in front of him, that’d only make him feel guilty and soon enough he’d be digging around his pocket for another cigarette to suppress that feeling. 

[insomkt]

Sebastian shifted on his neighbors doorstep, his right hand wrapping around his left wrist as he looked the stranger in front of him over, "Oh - hi, I-I can explain the whole 'there's a half naked stranger knocking on my door at three in the morning' thing, but there's this creepy meth guy standing in the alley around the corner and I'd really rather not get hit on by him again, so could I come in and use your phone to call somebody to get me back into my place?"

[insomkt]

text to: ezra

gunner: okay..

gunner: i think.. i don't know. something to help stop feeling like this.

gunner: that's not helpful at all.

ezra: hey, just focus on getting here safely, yeah?

ezra: i'll make sure we find something that'll help.

[zainbear]

[ashenlungs-deactivated20150106]

where the fuck is my poor-as-fuck-roommates au? with two people moving in together because they’re both too freaking poor to afford an apartment on their own.  with the two of them sleeping in the same bed at night because winters get fucking cold and their heat gets shut off on a regular basis.  with the two of them showering together because it helps “save on the water bill”.  with the two of them refusing to move out of that hole in the wall even when they can afford to because it’s not just a shitty, run down apartment - it’s home.

[reliquiaen]

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

[australian-government-deactivat]

i’d never die

[steaku]

bUT IMAGINE SOMEONE LIVING FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS BECAUSE THEIR SOUL MATE WAS IN ANOTHER CENTURY SOMEONE WRITE A BOOK

[ruby1x1s-deactivated20150709]

a “fuck ur my best guy/girl friend but ur also pretty attractive and were at this restaurant/store/whatever where a guy/girl I used to have a thing with works and even tho I really really miss him/her I would love nothing more than to make them think I completely moved on and that I already have another man/girl in my life so can you please be my fake boyfriend/girlfriend wow ok ur grabbing my ass and holding me close and are really good at it and I like it a lot more than I should”