#c:sb

[damnremus]

“we casually hook up at parties sometimes but this time you got so drunk you couldn’t make it all the way back to your dorm so i let you crash in my room because it was closer and it turns out you’re really cute when you wake up in the morning, fuck” a texting!wolfstar au

remus //  peter

(2:06) r u heading out soon? lily vommed on frank’s playstation and we’re getting kicked out

(2:07) it’s happening again

(2:07) r u fucKING WITH ME?

(2:07) AGAIN?

(2:07) we’re on the corner of 3rd and st. catharine’s

(2:08) where r u?

(2:08) home

(2:08) ???

(2:10) we were going to his but oh my god he’s smashed and we were closer

(2:10) do u hate me?

(2:12) ur holding lily’s hair next time

(2:12) and cleaning the bathroom in the morning

(2:13) AND buying me hangover bagels

(2:13) i <3 u

(2:14) i wish you’d fuck this kid on more convenient terms for me

(2:25) unfortunately, i don’t think that’s on the table tonight

(2:26) i’m making frozen waffles bc i am a stellar housewife

(2:30) what is his purpose if he isn’t hooking up with you

(2:30) send his ass packing

(2:31) i’d like to fuck him the next time frank throws a party and must therefore invest with frozen waffles and our powderpuff girls bandaids

(2:31) how gentlemanly

(2:31) on 13th, be home soon

(2:31) hide ur contraband while u can

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(11:13) where the fuck is my hangover bagel

(11:13) in the fridge u heathen

(11:13) u were asleep when i got back

(11:15) ur my favorite

(11:15) i know

(11:16) is hercules still here or can i emerge?

(11:17) lol he’s still here

(11:17) i’m sorry i just feel bad kicking him out of bed

(11:17) his jawline is ridiculous in the daylight jesus

(11:19) u mean ur waiting to see if there’s going to be a round 2

(11:19) pls be kind i have class at noon today that i super can’t miss

(11:22) we’re in my room ur good

(11:22) no literally i think he’s more good looking in the morning??

(11:23) how is that possible???

(11:23) his bedhead looks STYLED

(11:23) and he’s showing me pictures of his plant collection??

(11:24) his terrace is COVERED in flowers

(11:24) y is that so attractive????????

(11:27) r u catching feelings for a man u exclusively hook up with at frank’s parties??

(11:30) no!

(11:31) he’s just

(11:31) even more charming when he’s sober??

(11:31) but like that doesn’t mean anything

(11:31) i’m just surprised is all

(11:42) lol okay

(11:42) i’m off to class don’t text me

(11:42) old man slughorn is starting to notice that i haven’t looked up from my laptop once

[damnremus]

jonathan from queer eye is lit the perfect sirius faceclaim no one can convince me otherwise

[damnremus]

NO ONE can convince me sirius’s handwriting is messy chicken scratch. this young man is a black, one of the oldest and “purest” houses in the wizarding world, a house OBSESSED with image and dignity. that kid was learning calligraphy as he was learning to write, before he even understood the meaning of the toujours pur under his name. his notes at hogwarts were stunning, organized, spaced impeccably, and the envy of one remus lupin every exam season, whose own notes were a mess of his questions scribbled into the sides and attempts to mimic the simple, effortless sweep of the ‘s’ in padfoot’s ‘sirius’

[damnremus]

“i can’t believe you’re reading a potions mag right now.” - sirius black to remus lupin, gryffindor common room, december 1976 (image source).

[insomkt]

Sebastian shifted on his neighbors doorstep, his right hand wrapping around his left wrist as he looked the stranger in front of him over, "Oh - hi, I-I can explain the whole 'there's a half naked stranger knocking on my door at three in the morning' thing, but there's this creepy meth guy standing in the alley around the corner and I'd really rather not get hit on by him again, so could I come in and use your phone to call somebody to get me back into my place?"

[damnremus]

sirius and james degrading peter???? no??????? please stop???????????

[damnremus]

okay but consider this: remus as beatrice and sirius as benedict in a much ado!au

[damnremus]

whatever you do don't think about muggle sirius being a social media KING and also a giant fucking sap who takes pictures of his cute, hipster boyfriend and uploads them to his thousands of followers with comments like "to the man who keeps me sane and somehow looked this stunning at five o'clock in the morning on our train to bristol, i love you more than life itself. happy v-day, moony." bc you will cry