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i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

plumslices

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

punkrock-bottom

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

apolladay

Have you ever worn a thong?

yes

no

Remaining time: 2 hours 16 minutes

#this and the heels right after #like yes the rare tumblr sighting of a straight cis woman #not that everyone voting yes is that #just that I am

apolladay

Favourite convinience store (or vending machine, supermarket etc) bottled tea?

milk black tea

Japanese style green tea (no sugar etc)

American style fruit ice tea

oolong

black tea no milk

other type of green tea

barley tea

chai spiced milk tea

milk green tea

other

don't drink tea/bottled tea

Voting ended onJun 7

#southern sweet

emmaziadarcy

EMMA D'ARCY as RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SEASON 3 Official Trailer

#Im so ready #house of the dragon

fanficmemes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

angelbumbum

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

angelbumbum

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

Husband turned on M.A.S.H. and I actually thought ooh let me get up from my nap to come watch.. oh oh no Im officially middle aged

#Im 30 in 2 years so #Sorry to everyone whos older than me too with this comment

willgrahamscock

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

7dmom

I'm broken in a special way actually which means I can be healed in a unique way

littlegreen

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

To Noah Kahan, fuck you.. but also thank you

sincerely, the angry daughter that moved away

#Said I was going to move away since Elementary age #Yelled constantly that I couldn't breathe in that house without being accused of something #Yelled constantly that I was moving away at 18 #Guess who didnt get a drivers license until 20 because of her parents refusing to teach her or go to get her permit until almost 19 #Because they fucking knew I was telling the truth #and now Im 4 hours away and I wish I was genuinely missed #But I dont think I am #I think they miss their idea of me when Im happy #Once I moved out I used covid lockdown as a fuck you you have to face this shit #and ripped my family a new one in a group chat just beating every dead horse and taking every skeleton out of the closet #Did anyone change? Did anything change?#No not really #And thats why I will never live closer than 4 hours ever again #noah kahan

deeptrospection

darkspaceboytoy

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.