Pizza

Hi i'm Rowan and I don't do anything

[ohlode]

[whitetrashlucy-blog]

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

[bubblysuggestion]

you’re someone’s dream person

[butterflyknyfe]

can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Everyone needs to wash their face n go to bed

[amroyounes]

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

[caramelmacchiatoshawty]

I just need to work for them tbh 

[kvngkoala]

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

[jynersosgf-blog]

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

[sarakobus]

[instadonkey]

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

[stability]

[blueroomgamer]

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?

Me: … It’s complicated …

Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

does anyone

[kohlrabae-deactivated20170524]

no

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

damn thanks anyway

[zappavolta]

[textpoops-deactivated20190406]

please tell me this isnt real

[shanexmullen-deactivated2012111]

[shittyidea]

Move to America in search of safety

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[treygotguap]