Your Phone's Off The Hook, But You're Not

I broke up the Beatles.

[ruinedchildhood]

[clunce-deactivated20210412]

Miss Reba was really ready to come for her edges like that!

[pumpkinspicetwink-deactivated20]

[77lllll]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

this is performance art

[thsoftestsound]

girls are the fucking funniest

[manabingu]

I ACTUALLY ATE HERE TODAY. This aint fake. Legit in FL there’s a DBZ themed restaurant called Soupa Saiyan. 

 SOUPA SAIYAN.

[anodymalion]

I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)

Part 2

[lagonegirl]

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

[theysaidno-deactivated20241022]

🗣BOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!

[genderfreepussy]

Amazing boosting this!!!!

[corvid-420]

WATCH: California Cop Grabs Woman Selling Flowers by the Hair and Slams Her Into the Pavement

The officers are under investigation, but it remains to be seen whether they will face consequences. Police officers in Riverside County, California, are being investigated after a video surfaced on social media that showed them throwing a Spanish-speaking woman to the ground while she was trying to sell flowers.

Y’all, a gaggle of political illiterates: omg california is so progressive

reality: california is an apartheid state and must be destroyed

[unrojoamanecer]

Here’s a link to the youcaring for her legal fees.

https://www.youcaring.com/joaquina-879096

[corvid-420]

thank you!

[tariqah]

DONATE TO JOAQUINA

[boringangel]

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[unknownfieldguide]

wow, when can i get a moving image tattooed on me?

[janetsource]

“She was in control. She told you she was in control. It’s about ownership of her sexuality and it’s deeply empowered. It’s a reminder that I can have my sexuality as a woman, and it’s not about objectifying myself - it’s about owning myself”.

- Laverne Cox pays tribute to icon Janet Jackson in the October 2016 edition of Cosmopolitan.

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[airframeextender]

[45-70govt-deactivated-4958439-d]

I have never witnessed something in my entire life that kept me so interested within a roller coaster of socio-economic company history and tax evasion schemes that really boiled down to the greatest personal conclusion of this man’s day.

[iaintshootinmister]

No holy shit this is the greatest video ever seen in existence

[airframeextender]

The more he went on the more intriguing he became. And then by the end, I realized it really was the best video ever made.

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i will always reblog grillquest

[bob-belcher]

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Works well as a political compass

[grantcary]

#mood

[nevver]

Dead at 77, George Romero, ‘Night of the Living Dead’ director

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[gogomrbrown]

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

[punkrockradio]

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

[robotsandfrippary]

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.