well ok

hello i'm carly and sometimes i do things.

[deeerdraws]

this isnt funny so much as its memetic saltyness

[iguanamouth]

ive been real sad the last bunch of days so i drew some dragons except i didnt want to draw the whole body so theyre just heads. theyre just the heads

[whatisthismommy]

[rottyz]

my cat is staring at me

Why

[rottyz]

google::;;;; what does she want

[rottyz]

[rottyz]

oh my god

[breathtakingqueens]

Taraji P. Henson attends The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles.

[pigeoncomics]

Pigeon Comic 44 - Under Pressure

Stay coo’, pigeon army.

[deeer-king]

@instantdragons

[unflatteringcatselfies]

His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.

[lexie-con]

I finally managed to get around to Witchsona Week while it is actually happening, so here’s my witchy floaty self!

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[hoechlin]

[snowysauropteryx]

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

[snowysauropteryx]

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

[friend-rice]

[funnylime]

old boys

[birdghost]

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

[damnthosewords]

“This is the stuff you can’t do in the play.”

[monaedroid]

Janelle Monáe for GQ Magazine

Photos by Pari Dukovic

http://www.gq.com/story/janelle-monae-takes-one-giant-leap

[themagicdiscoursebus]

Sparks will fly!!! Ms Frizzle’s friends ranked on the romantic potential/flirtatiousness of their interactions in the show!!

Cornelia Contralto the Second

excellent musical chemistry, but i dont think theyre vibing on that level 

4/10 no sax here

Archibald Seedplot

classic charming nerdy professor man, but the attraction seems pretty one sided 

5/10 keep ur seed to urself

Carmina “Bonesy” Skeledon

brilliant, caring, and a lil cheeky w that leg peek, this paleontologist is ready to sweep the friz of her triceratops-clad feet with that indiana jones hat and neckerchief 

9/10 these feelings arent goin extinct

Mr Junkitt

i cant believe Val puts up with this cynical peanut butter boy, no one gets to talk about our bus like that

2/10 Vehicle Maintenance Inspector of the Year my ass

Garth Sinew

the friz may be impressed by his shirt-shredding show but she’s not gonna let that distract her from victory in the teacherathalon

4/10 size aint everything bucko

Katrina Eloise “Murph” Murphy

these two are cousins so were not gonna rate them on the scale but Murph is a cool lady who can sing and handle molten metal like a pro

0/10 for romance 10/10 for quality cousin material

Molly Cule

i may have saved the best for last because the chemistry here is happening at a molecular level. and she does sing “babe you know i love you down to the very last bit” to Val so

9/10 original frizzelette indeed

[greelin]

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

[greelin]

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

[chuckdrawsthings]

flappy coo year

[1st-1]

Black and white space aesthetic: [ submission ]