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If you see a horrid beast evolving PUSH IT BACK IN!

#mine #epaulette shark #sharks #sea life

bedupolker

get a load of that snout!

Quick lil vampire squid

#vampire squid #cephalopods #sea life #mine

mikumoduleoftheday

Today’s Miku Module of the Day is:

Nihon Ningyou by Fuzichoco !

spacey-png-art

Fanart I drew of Harry and Kim dying in a glue trap

Body is rotting as you swim? Sparkle on champ! Don’t forget to be yourself ❤️

#salmon #spawning salmon #fish #fish art #I don’t know who’s looking in any of those tags lmfao #mine

thundergrace

Regarding politics especially, this may be my favorite tweet of all time:

wizardsoup

road trip! what beverage are you getting at the gas station?

arizona green tea

gatorade (add color in tags)

redbull (add color in tags)

arnold palmer

fruit juice

coffee

milk (why)

water.

no beverage

other (add in tags!)

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2023

#wh. where is Soda.???

sadclowncentral

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

sensoryoverloadistry

You know how in Japanese you answer the phone by saying “moshi moshi,” bc there was an old story about spirits who mimic human voices not being able to say that? New Turing test idea: can whoever I’m chatting with say faggot or are they a bot

Sketch of a man who does not know who he is

#severance #Apple TV severance #mark scout #mine

cryptotheism

I don't know man. The playplace should have been demolished, but I think it's better to chew on gum until the flavor is gone than to get bored. Things fade, you know, like plastic in the sun. Half a tube of bright pink PVC turning pink, and white, and thin.

Do you remember the Nick hotel? How the baseboards were cracked? The water park? I never went myself. It's the sort of thing that only exists in red-eyed digital photos that you printed at a Costco.

I wonder where laserdiscs ended up? Like physically, where did they all go? Iridescent sand, bismuth ozymandias. How come the speakers at the mall never worked? How come they always sounded so far away? At least the tile was clean.

Even back then, you knew you were late to something. So many rooms were too big. Not enough people showed up, I guess. I remember my dad telling me that one day TVs would become computers but it ended up the other way around. I never wore holes in my clothes, I had to buy new ones so often. He told me one day they would come in cans, you could paint a TV on the wall. Wouldn't that be something.

I met a girl at the park once who was just like me. I had snuck my Nintendo DS out in the pocket of my hoodie. Hers was silver, mine was a shade of red you don't see much anymore. We played Mario Kart under the slide where our parents couldn't see. I never saw her again. I can't think about her.

supermariomamafucker

sydmarch

wish disco elysium had an easy mode that let's you max out every stat not because I think the games too hard but because I want to hear every single passive that there is. every time anything happens six cunts start chattering over each other. give it to me

sydmarch

do you have a problem with jokarte

ophiia

Y'all are underestimatating the inherent comedic value of someone who has no canonical physical appearance winning the Tumblr sexy man poll. That's like the most Tumblr thing to ever Tumblr.