Emery

I'm fine with any pronouns at the moment, I like things so I post about things.

[crazysodomite]

[lgbtqiatext]

Requested by chamber-of-voices

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[pukicho]

Is ignorance truly bliss? Because a lot of dumb fucking idiots are racist and angry ALL the time.

[chocogummigoodness]

I think it only applies to dogs and lizards

[writing-prompt-s]

A 19 year old princess offended a fairy. The fairy (who underestimated the age of the princess) cursed the princess to die on her 18th birthday. Her next 18th birthday is … never

[whenyourheartstopsbeating]

reblogging is so scary now. i feel like im doing it wrong

[i-am-a-fish]

wow. that's a good post. in order to appreciate the post I will scroll up slightly to ensure I am reading the entire thing. ah, it would seem that my tumblr feed has refreshed, and the post is now gone forever. one should never get too attached

[i-am-a-fish]

If you are Julius Caesar, DO NOT READ!!!

(TRUST. we are planning something cool - but it's a surprise so don't read. trust.)

do I have to bring a knife or will there be extras I'm very sorry I waited so long to ask

[pusheen]

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[unyieldingsilence]

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[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[unyieldingsilence]

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[avielsusej]

Bowsette gives you a friendly reminder

[nedlittle]

can everyone look at the flag of anadyr, the easternmost town in russia

he's so proud of his fish

[intangiblebees]

why does a russian flag have a swedish fish?

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

[graceofgosh]

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

its going

hanging in there

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[hypotenussy]

thanks it was written about oliver beebo

[unyieldingsilence]

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