Like for real idk why people are tripping over how fine Seth Rogan looks without the beard. He has been fine af for about a decade so all you bandwagon bitches better jump the fuck off.
we're not kids anymore.
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Like for real idk why people are tripping over how fine Seth Rogan looks without the beard. He has been fine af for about a decade so all you bandwagon bitches better jump the fuck off.
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So like I am in Michael's and about to grab a bunch of Halloween decorations. Because I fucking love Halloween and Michael's. And put orange and black on that bitch I want it.
Then I realize I don't own or rent a house.
I am a millennial and probably will never own a house.
So I buy a Halloween wine cup to drink vodka out of while watching 90s shows to forget this shitty world.
ok now that the production of guardians of the galaxy 3 is on hold can we get a sambucky road trip movie? @ taika waititi u know u have the power bitch
"You know you have the power bitch" lol!!! I'm dying. I say a mob of people get this on a shirt and pop up during his day so he knows.
Doctor Strange fighting Thanos
I laughed so hard!
Beep beep. He’s here.
When I see beep beep now all i can think about is that one tumblr post talking about being a cashier that ends with "beep beep motherfuckers "
@ the russo brothers
make stucky canon you fucking cowards
Its almost the end of Pride month ...
And I'm not sure if my family has figured out I'm not a 100% straight. Like I have barely realized I am Pan but before I was always singing the usual queer anthems. I mean I have a plethora of rainbow merch and my aesthetic is "is she or isn't she lesbian". I'm in a heterosexual relationship but had I not met my bf I probably would have made the moves on this girl I had the biggest crush on when I was at university. I'm sure they have but I doubt they really care lol. Oh wells maybe I should attend pride next month in a Pan flag so they can get the hint lolz.
Peter is really building an extensive overprotective family, through no fault of his own
Omg I love this so much
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.
anyways t'challa’s father was murdered in front of him (on purpose by his killer) and yet he still knows that he shouldnt use vengeance as a motivator to kill zemo.
but that toyota stork guy thinks he’s in the right to hurt whoever he wants (sam)???? and try to kill bucky, someone who was brainwashed into doing things out of his control????? lol when will toyota die
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Infinity War spoiler ahead!!!
I mean seriously don't continue until you have watched the film.
I'm not joking.
Well okay then I warned you .
HOW THE FUCK COULD MARVEL DO THIS TO US!!! I MEAN GOD DAMN JESUS H CHRIST!!! WHY DID BUCKY HAVE TO GO TO STEVE WHEN HIS ASS WAS EVAPORATING!!! AND WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY STEVE AS HIS LAST FUCKING WORD!!!!!! STEVE WAS STRONG TILL THAT POINT AND HE BROKE AS IF HE WAS A FUCKING PIECE OF GLASS HITTING THE FLOOR WHEN BUCKY WAS GONE!!! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WHAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT DID TO WANDA LIKE SHE HAD TO FUCKING KILL HER MAN THEN WATCH HIM FUCKING DIE AGAIN!!!!! FUCK YOU MARVEL I BELIEVED IN YOU WE ALL DID!!!!!!
Rant over
You know what would be fucked up in Infinity War?
Like what if Steve is dying and Bucky has him in his arms and shit, then boom all his memories of them together come back. And he's remembering it all and realizes that Steve is his special. But then he dies.
That sounds like something Disney would do. Like here motherfuckers we heard all about Stucky now have it for like two seconds before we destroy your soul.
What if when Steve’s dying… the we get our stucky kiss? I would die.
I needed this. We all need this.
I'm just gonna be honest and say I made a tumblr for the stucky fan art/fiction. Mainly art tho. And it has helped me through a difficult time and it makes me laugh and smile seeing all you thirsty bitches (I'm talking about the NSFW stuff lol). I love it because I want this ship as well and didn't know I wanted it until tumblr. So thank you to anyone that sees this and is a part of the stucky fandom.
So I randomly remembered a time I went to a dollar tree and my nephews bought these fake scratchers from there and we sold one to a man at a stop.
Now he was in a car and because my family is filled with loud asses he heard us in the next car over. So we are talking at the red light. I'm explaining how they are fake and look pretty real. So he offers to buy one and nephew says okay. This man jumps out his car with a dollar and buys a fake lotto ticket to give to someone all for a laugh.
And that is how my nephew basically got his money back buying fake lotto tickets to fuck with his cousins.