"What could I have possibly done to deserve this?"
"Do you want me to list the incidents alphabetically, chronologically, or in order of magnitude?"
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"What could I have possibly done to deserve this?"
"Do you want me to list the incidents alphabetically, chronologically, or in order of magnitude?"
The I-Have-Feels-And-Commitment-Issues-Someone-Write-This-For-Me list āVermintide 2 edition
Kruber x Kerillian
šæ That one time Kerillian caught Kruber bathing
(inspired by that half sentence in āHeroes Without Consequenceā, hinting that Kruber had washed himself)
šæ Angsty canon-world drama questioning what truly matters in this fading world
Denied craving, tension, lots of Pactsworn battles, a sprinkle of release, mythic finish.
šæ A modern human AU rom-com, to recover from the previous story
Burnt-out city gal Kerillian takes a summer vacation off the grid, and ends up surrounded by a bunch of village whackos in our heroesā persons. Cultural and culinary chaos ensues.
Extra hot pizza
If Sienna were a chef in a 21st c. AU
sometimes less worldbuilding....... is better
Adjective challenge 13 ā Lowly
Sifki ~ 460 words
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āNever have I ever experienced such hideous betrayal,ā Fandral announced brightly as the group strode across the grass field.
Most of his friends didnāt appreciate the optimism: the sun beamed down on their grouchy faces, casting deep shadows over their eyes. Loki alone seemed to be untouched by the gloom, wearing the blame like a freshly crowned king his new adornments.
They had been defeated by the neighbouring landās army solely because of the trickster princeās self-willed move ā much expectably after this many times, and yet never truly expected at the decisive moments.
Thor trod silently looking ahead, consumed by his shame-infested rage, not caring to lash out at his brother for the vile turn. Sif stared before herself with lips sealed tight as well. Only the Warriors Three debated the tragedy on the way, too busy or too heedless about the othersā lack of participation.
The maiden only spoke up within the palace, after the group disbanded and she was walking in the wake of the younger princeās proud strut.
āIād like to show my gratitude as soon as possible, if itās all right with you.ā
Lokiās smile widened.
His betrayal of the group, though a great jest in itself, seemed to happen at a whim ā but this time, peculiarly, he wasnāt the forger of the scheme.
That land was near the Warmaidenās homeland, and a lengthy interaction with them harboured the possibility of some secret coming out, one that Sif did not want anyone to know; at least not anyone in their circles. So she had come to Loki despite her generally valorous stand, asking him to help protect the knowledge from unwanted ears.
Not even Loki himself was able to get his hands on said knowledge: the notorious collector of valuable secrets got diverted from it with a single smooth promise in exchange.
And he wouldnāt resist it; why would he refuse the sweetest offer that had resided in his nightly dreams since boyhood?
He radiated enjoyment as he turned around to keep walking backwards a few paces.
āWhy, our ambition is alike, then.ā His hand reached for hers while he leaned to a column, pulling her closer and placing a languid kiss on top of her fingers. āI couldnāt wait a minute longer if I wanted to.ā
Her smirk was lukewarm as she stepped up to him. She only answered when their lips were but inches apart.
āI donāt expect there not to be any catches,ā she whispered, ābut I still find it noble of you to settle with such a humble offering.ā
āYou know me too well,ā he breathed, but the end of the note got blurred as she bit his lower lip, causing him to smirk into their first kiss shared.
Adjective challenge 12 ā Concordant Sifki ~ 1300 words
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His smirk was unveiled, theatrical, and it tugged at a nerve somewhere within her; he could see it clearly.
āYour pity, or whatever you call it, is heartwarming, really,ā he said, ābut your acting wouldnāt fool even a dunce, let alone me.ā
If she'd kept her patience so far, the way he uttered the last word ā in the most conceited way ā now truly made her want to explode.
She shook dirt-stained locks out of her face with an irate movement as they walked away from the battlefield in a hurried stride.
āCall it what you want, then,ā she answered. āIāll prove you wrong in time.ā
Only two paces later did he respond, his gaze far ahead of them.
āYou wear my brotherās colours, Lady Sif.ā
āThis isnāt Thorās colour, itās maroon. He prefers the brightest crimson, to be the last thing that burns into his foesā eyes. You know that.ā
āYet youāre the most pleasing match to his demeanor. Everyone agrees there isnāt another couple so splendidāā
āIāve told you numerous times to stop calling us a couple, especially in public. Weāre not meant to be, not even if everyone agrees on it, as you claim. My life is mine, and his is his, and I promise you people would have long forgotten this ridiculous gossip if it werenāt for your snake tongue and love for complications.ā
āIām merely voicing my observation, thatās all. Why would I ever lessen your grace with an oaf like my brother if it werenāt the unalterable reality?ā
Pondering my orbs.
My brain: hmmm I want to write something.
Each of my WIP: me?
My brain: no š
*sigh*
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night "
-Sarah Williams
David Benioff, Troy
// Adapted from Homer, The Iliad
Dark Romance Prompts:
"I don't think it's smart to go with them." "Good thing I'm not asking for your opinion, then."
"I love you." "That's all? Darling, I would destroy the world for you if you asked, love doesn't begin to cover it."
"Stop! You're killing them!" "They hurt you, it's what they deserve."
"Should we be doing this? What if we get caught?" "I won't let that happen."
"I need you to be safe. Please be safe." "I'll be fine."
"I can't exist without you." "I'm sure you could." "I would cease to exist if you left."
"What are you doing? It's late." "I'm planning out our deaths."
"You mean everything to me." "I love you, too."
"How did you find me?" "I memorized the streets you frequent in case something like this happened."
"I want you to stay here, with me." "I..." "It would mean so much to me if you stayed."
"I don't want you to touch me!" "You'll get over that soon enough."
"You expect me to care about you when you kidnapped me? Go to hell!" "It was for your own good, it had to be done!"
"I keep thinking about it. The kiss, I mean." "Do you want to do it again?"
"Put the gun down, sweetheart. You don't even know how to shoot it." "I'm about to find out."
"I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry. Please, talk to me."
"They're not a bad person! Just because they aren't a saint doesn't mean they're the devil!"
"I want to stay." "Do you mean that? You tried that last time, and it didn't end well." "I mean it."
"Who was that?" "Oh. A friend of mine." "Just a friend?"
"Isn't this wrong?" "What? Breaking the law? Depends on if you find it wrong. I don't."
"At least try to look like you're having fun." "With you? Fat chance."
i'm not a big reader in this genre, so i hope these are what you wanted, anon! it was fun to do <3
feeling called out today
credit: _ADWills
Me: End of the year means decluttering~ Let's quickly finish writing an ongoing fanfiction - less clutter in the draft folder means less clutter in the mind. :>
Also me: *speed-types the outline of 3 new fanfiction ideas*
ā Until I was yours, I was not free āĀ
She thought at first that she was seeing a twin or a clone, perhaps hallucinating or having a wishful vision in someone vaguely similar. The man under suspicion was one of the free, walking slowly along the main path and immersed in a light-mooded chatter with his companion. His deep-set eyes a faded shade of teal, his face lean and shadowed around the cheeks. His hair dark and wavy, chin-length at most, loosely combed back to introduce a remarkable forehead. The attire he wore fit the environment: an elegantly collared jacket all free men wore, unique in some subtle traits like each other one. The shirt under it ran up the entire length of his neck, like he enjoyed suffocating in the scorching, stuffy air of the market.Ā
Only after several steps with the walking rod in his left hand did she notice him limping. What battle had he just recently emerged from, if he wasn't being hunted?Ā
By the end of her observation, she wondered if he was deaf or a coward. Or just his usual cunning self? He was namely ignorant to her angered calls over the crowd from a row away. And his well kempt appearance had induced a great deal of rage in her to tug on her groaning chains. Her ruckus awoke startled attention in her immediate surroundings.Ā
And he, he bent to his companion, a somewhat shorter, elderly man, sharing a delightful story that his widely gesturing hands had just remembered.Ā
Her vengeful snarls at his distant form earned her a punch on the jaw from a metal rod, and crude, foreign scolding from a captor. Her temper was heated, so she spat her rapidly accumulating blood into the intruder's face in the middle of his crudely scolding sentence.Ā
āYou scare me in the best way.ā