Cosimo Galluzzi
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todays bird
tannertan36
styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
macklin celebrini has autism
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NASA
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@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
ellievsbear
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Kaledo Art
Janaina Medeiros
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@interdimensional-shit-wizard
Putting together IKEA furniture is easy as hell actually, for as long as you know how to follow simple visual instructions, have a buddy with you who can also follow instructions, and both of you can communicate with each other about what you're going to do next and how you'll do it.
So in other words, it’s impossible?
You know how there's those things that make you think "hmm, I wonder if that's something that someone could do", and either it 100% is a thing that people do, and people are baffled that you didn't already know that, or either there's some very distinct and extremely obvious reason why that is simply not possible to do, and people are baffled that it wasn't obvious to you from the start?
This in mind, I kind of feel like there's probably a whole market out there for bootleg horses.
Donkeys
Tomorrow I want to make banana bread.
Someone guide me to your shittiest grocery store, I must purchase brown bananas.
You can always try Walmart
And why fresh fuck the hell would I want a warm banana
A banana microwaved for 30 seconds is pleasantly warm, which makes the texture of the peel feel uncannily similar to human skin. Combined with the natural shape of the domesticated banana, the sensation is delightfully phallic. It is by no means safe for internal use, but you can hold hands with it if you're lonely.
It’s amazing that Thailand invented so many delicious milk based drinks when the majority of their population is lactose intolerant
It’s the lactose intolerant mentality
Fr*nch cuisine feels like they decided to make their struggle meals a part of their culture. Like the emperors new clothes but for food.
The amount of people on here wishing death upon a man simply because the we elected him and he’s an idiot is frankly insane.
Yes I hate him too but no one deserves that.
A great man once wrote:
“Many who live deserve death and some who die deserve life.”
“Can you give it to them?”
Do not be so quick to dole out death, while he is on my list of people I wish hadn’t been born I would not celebrate his death.
I hate how the advice for avoiding burnout is all "if you feel like everything is a chore you're making yourself do, you should rest and do things you want to do voluntarily :)" like the fuck you mean want to do. I don't want to cook a nice homemade meal, go outside to spend time in nature, make cutesy fun little crafts, read books, or do any of that shit. Those are also chores I make myself do. Self care is a chore. Either I am up and making myself do shit that I don't want to do because people are making me and I am supposed to, or it's phone in bed. There is no secret third thing.
You have got to make yourself do the hard things in order to fully live life. Its definitely not easy. But its simple. And its what you have to do to be a mindful responsible adult. If you always live life in power saving mode and only give the bare minimum you can never allow yourself to feel the full experience in the moment. Like how you can't really play games on your phone when its in power saving mode. (And just bc youre disabled doesnt mean you have to exist in power saving mode all the time. It just means you have a shorter battery life and need to do more self care activities in order to recharge). Its terrifying being present and not being dissociated from everything especially when you struggle with chronic pain and everything always hurts but its the only way to truly live your life. You must make yourself do the hard things and be present for them including feeling your pain in order to fully feel your feelings and exist as a functional human being that has functional relationships.
If you don’t go take care of yourself right now, I swear I WILL bite you.
I could become the first white rapper ever to rap fast
Pukicho is Eminem confirmed?
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
I sense a clear progression
I love gay republicans. Like, are you dumb? lol
Guess I’m 35 now
He looks traumatized
I may or may not have six pairs of the exact same pants…
Whenever I say some cool crazy shit the most normal guy on the planet goes “is he high?”
No I am not. The black mold may contribute to certain behaviors.
I gotta get me summa that balck moulde
I think you mean $100 pillow.
Ollaan menossa kohta Japaniin, joten insta suoltaa mulle Japani-sisältöä. Opin just, että Japanissa on kumihimo-niminen monituhatvuotinen punontatekniikka. Mun on varmaan pakko mennä johonkin workshopiin ihan vaan tyydyttääkseni kumihimoni.
Saat säikytellä ihmisiä sillä loppuikäsi.
"Hei kun mä olin japanissa niin pääsin tutustumaan paikalliseen kulttuuriin, siellä oli sellanen kumihimo-kurssi, mulla oli vierustoverina sellanen hirveen pieni paikallinen mummo joka osas jo ihan uskomattomia solmuja, kato mä otin kuvii-"
En näe mitään kuvia?
