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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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occasionally subtle
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Product Placement
Claire Keane
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Discoholic 🪩
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
art blog(derogatory)
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@crashdiagrams857
An important tweet
This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.
Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.
Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still
Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.
I SAID HOLD STILL
propaganda on my dash
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?
No one cared who I was until I put on the cage
The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently
If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????
cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already
the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn
"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
literally today a woman came in to the restaurant i work at, looked at the menu, looked around at all the tables eating, watched us take orders, watched us run food out to table. and then she approached me and asked "is this a restaurant?"
i thought for sure i misheard her, but no. she was asking "is this a restaurant?", almost as if maybe she had heard of the concept of restaurants but had never experienced one for herself, and she needed to get confirmation from somebody else.
i could not control my face. i had to walk away and another coworker had to step in to kindly explain that yes, the restaurant is a restaurant.
i would never lie to you.
this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...
wtf were you gonna say
Please respect my privacy
my deepest apologies
I forgive you
Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus
No,,,,,,, we are not!
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
Ice Cream Cone.
All that and
Buy the REALLY GOOD yarn to make my dream projects.
Tip 200% every time I go out to eat or have food delivered.
Go to see the friends I've made online who live in fucking Narnia or some shit.
Pay off all my and my mother's medical debt.
Never have to worry about things around the house breaking because I can get them fixed or replace them.
Be able to live comfortably without worrying about bills constantly. Be able to travel a bit, see the parts of the world I have only read about or watched in documentaries. Be able to ease other people's burdens and have the fun of doing so anonymously. I don't need to go buy Venice, I just want to be able to help the people when they need it.
Here's the rub. None of this should be seen as something only the rich can attain. This should be the basic standard of living. In this capitalist nightmare, the actual rich have made it so that we no longer know what is basic living wage and we no longer imagine that this is and always should be the basis for everyone in any society on this planet.
But no, capitalism and colonialism have taught us that a decent living amounts to being rich. Every single thing that is described by these prevs should never have been made unatainable. Capitalism and colonialism have brainwashed us into thinking that we live in an economy and not a society, so we don't need to tax the rich to fund society.
Tax the rich, distribute wealth, fund society.
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I have no desire to be rich so I can buy a Rolex or a Lamborghini. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 3 mp on a Monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. So I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget. that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.
OR MAYBE GET A REAL FUCKING PERSON TO DO YOUR ADS. OR MAYBE READ THEM YOURSELF. INSTEAD OF BUYING MORE AI, YOU COULD GET A GUY FROM CRAIGSLIST TO DO IT FOR CHEAP
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away
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