What Happens Next?

She/Her - 🇦🇺 Before there was randomness and the macabre. Now there is the GO brain rot. PFP by the amazing afterdarkchef, who insists my legs are way longer then they are

[ineffablyannoyed]

Egg 🥚 (@sammyantha209.bsky.social)

Nothing is more disgustingly infuriating than opening up a nice lil tag for a comfy read over coffee to see that disgusting people are just

Friendly reminder that it hasn’t even been a full year since moonyinpisces and her little gang of acephobic, transphobic, anti kink Mean Girls (gn) caused major MAJOR waves in the Good Omens fandom to the point where people left spaces that had previously been a safe haven for them, and some people left the fandom entirely.

The fact that she couldn’t even be bothered to post her fics under a new username is so so telling of the fact that she doesn’t think she did anything wrong, she doesn’t give a fuck about the people she hurt, and worst of all, her little “find me nowhere!” author’s note makes it abundantly clear that she thinks the whole fucking thing is funny.

Can’t wait to see all the art that vavoomsorted/ Zoey will be posting to accompany her “good friend moony’s” fics, despite her performative little apology back in April about how she “doesn’t associate with that person anymore.”

Disgusting, deplorable people who don’t deserve a space in the Good Omens fandom

[heohl-art]

GOOD OMENS × MARY POPPINS AU is here✨🥂☂️ (first TWO pages✨)

• Winds in the East •

Notes: I wanted so bad to draw this AU and finally here we are~ And yes, the children are Adam and Warlock. [and no, the duck-umbrella-walking stick is not Crowley]

After their neglectful parents hire a suspiciously too-chipper tutor named Mr. Fell, brothers Adam and Warlock quickly realize something is... ineffably odd about him.

I'll draw more of this one, of course, but first... something scandalous (another AU👀🔥)

See ya~

[depraveddame]

Tabula Rasa by depraveddame

| 666 | explicit | human au, professor au, enemies to lovers, enemies with benefits, rivals, D/s vibes, elevator/lift shenanigans, semi public, dirty talk, coming in pants |

Part Three of The Unity of Opposites: Crowley’s having a comically bad morning, and to make matters worse, of course he ends up in the lift with none other than Professor fucking Fell.

| excerpt |

He swallows a garbled cough— swears he can hear Fell smirk— before resuming his stony silence. Dearly regretting his choice of a turtleneck, suddenly sweltering.

Fell politely asks which floor the others need, but Crowley doesn’t hear the answer as Fell reaches to press the corresponding button, leaning forward—

Crowley barely bridles his gasp at the telltale ridge of heat pressing into him from behind. Gone in a flash, but leaving a burn that scalds. A drop of hot oil searing his skin with a mark that’ll linger for weeks.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[depraveddame]

Leaving this here for fellow villain fuckers

[depraveddame]

Happy happy pride from me to you, darlings! 🌈💖✨♥️🌈

Here, have an utterly unhinged one shot born from a ridiculous idea that bloomed into fucking 10k BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID.

Crowley is tired of the trials and tribulations that come with shaving, so he goes to a queer friendly studio to try out sugaring. He didn't expect the discomfort of the procedure to feel so good, though, so good that he squirts for the very first time in his life, and all over the gorgeous technician with the fluffy halo of curls and black gloves that have Crowley reeling. However, the embarrassment of the moment quickly turns into something more, and that is how Anthony Crowley ends up being fisted on the table till he comes harder than he ever has before.

The original title of this doc was "accidental squirting turns into ethically questionable yet thoroughly consensual fisting", if you need any more idea of what it all entails.

Thank you to @interesting-egg and the rest of my depraved cohort for the title help and inspo, this is my first and likely only time I will ever use Fallout Boy lyrics for a title but there is a first time for everything!

I hope you’ll enjoy this debauched drabble featuring a meet cute between a very slutty bottom transmasc Crowley and an Aziraphale once again in gloves to reawaken our glove kinks and ridiculousness wrapped in real care and desire. They wanted to have sex so they did and it was perfect and everything was beautiful ✨💦🤌🏻

Read sugar, we’re goin’ down (fisting) here!

[bluhtack]

we could go for a picnic

[aureliusssss]

I forgive you

[arashixyarts]

🪄

art for march’s prompt! - almost kiss :3

[elly-sweetheartcrowley]

Ineffable husbands doodles

[amagnificentobsession]

*SPOILERS 2025 BAFTAS*

The gorgeous David Tennant ❤️‍🔥

Looks of the BAFTA

[amagnificentobsession]

NO WAY AM I LOSING THIS COMMENT! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Made for the Italian P0rn Fest #18, with the prompt ☆ French Revolution, culottes and barricades ☆

[serpent-cope3]

Would you like tea or wine?

[valesyart]

Will this good boy be trained by his master?

You can find the entire bundle in my P-on's shop, or become a member to unlock many more spicy situations!

Good Boy and Master Angel (nsfw) | Valesya art

Get more from Valesya art on Patreon

[ineffablyruined]

I'm woefully behind on reblogging all the awesomeness, so apologies for that, but at least it's still Friday!!

The prompt for Week 26 is:

Chance.

Do they stumble into one another on the street? Are they gambling with something? (Clothes? *Cough* who said that?) Is there a coin toss? You tell me!

If you want to contribute to the collection, the link is here:

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/WeekTwentySix_Chance

Tags:

@interesting-egg @naturallyteal @bumblee27 @czitara @martinsharmony @ineffable-xenanigans @ineffably-queer-book-lover @dierama-mojo @lickthecowhappy @eybefioro @goodoldfashionednightingale @depraveddame @theriverspath @crowleys-hips @rat-wonderings

[the-oxrib-and-oyster]

PSA: Hey. CW: Cussing.

if you are out here asking us not to ostracize bullies in our midst and asking us to consider the feelings of those bullies, you can join them. GTFOH. They can get fucked, and so can you. I don't care how they feel. I'm out here trying to comfort writers and artists and fans and friends who shared their hearts and souls with you and them, and came away ashamed. Scared. Not knowing who they can trust or how they will again, or IF. From the bottom of my vast and ancient fandom elder heart, from the bottom of my deep and bilious gullet: FUCK you. FUCK your cruelty and your ugliness and your hate. I hope it FOLLOWS you. I hope it haunts you. You deserve it.

[interesting-egg]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK!

Everything in this statement rings true for me as well.

I WILL NOT SYMPATHISE WITH BULLIES. And if you want to then reevaluate your standing but do not interact or justify their bullshit in my eye line.

I will continue to lift up creators for the content they are providing us in most cases for free, and the fact that people thought it ok to cut them down.

to echo Ox-

FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF

I wish nothing but the most inconvenient things to follow you every day, for every piece of clothing to be itchy, for every piece of food or drink be either too hot or too cold, for your life to be unpleasantly uncomfortable until you learn to be a nice fucking person

[flypanegg]

[realrealtruth]