jared

this shit makes me laugh and say "what?" insta: jaredfuckingnewham snap: jared.n

[poeticruin]

i don't live laugh love, i die cry hate

[toastbutteregg]

[booooooom]

[nicostiel]

“Many of my movies have strong female leads- brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.”

― Hayao Miyazaki

[thebootydiaries]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

[profashionall]

[officialjiggly]

[best-of-tumblr]

me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

UPDATE:

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[pukicho]

I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains. 

[ginny-rummy]

in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

[pukicho]

A notable outlier