PSAs, Plot Ideas, and Ask Memes

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[interestingrpmemes]

Questions not usually asked

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8: Do you have freckles?

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

17: What size is your bed?

18: What is your Song of the week?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23: What do you drink with dinner?

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33: Ever ran out of gas?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36: What is your usual bedtime?

37: Are you lazy?

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40: How many languages can you speak?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43: Are you stubborn?

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

46: Are you afraid of heights?

47: Do you sing in the car?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

49: Do you dance in the car?

50: Ever used a gun?

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53: Is Christmas stressful?

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?

63: First concert?

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65: Nike or Adidas?

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

75: Own a record player?

76: Regularly burn incense?

77: Ever been in love?

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

81: Tea or coffee?

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83: Can you swim well?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85: Are you patient?

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

87: Ever won a contest?

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

89: Which are better black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

91: Best room for a fireplace?

92: Do you want to get married?

93: If married, how long have you been married?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?

98: Whats your favorite color?

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

[whitrph]

Top 8 Things The RPC Gets wrong about Mental Illness

( In no particular order, sincerely a mentally ill psych student. )

PTSD’s diagnostic criteria include a stressor, intrusion symptoms, avoidance, alterations in arousal and reactivity, and negative cognitive or mood consequences. Symptoms must last at least 1 month, and must impact daily functioning. Symptoms cannot be due to another pre-existing illness. If your muse does not have all that, they likely don’t have PTSD, they may have something else including Acute Stress disorder, Adjustment Disorder, an Anxiety or Depressive disorder, or Prolonged Grief disorder.

Aspergers no longer exists in the DSM-5. Autism Spectrum disorders are now lumped into one diagnosis. If writing a muse in a historical context prior to the release of the DSM-5, feel free to use Aspergers, but if writing in modern day please use Autism Spectrum Disorder for your muse. Autism is not a scary or bad word and should not be stigmatized.

OCD Must impair functioning to be diagnosable. Counting, checking, hand-washing and other compulsions do not become OCD until they inhibit daily life. For example, If someone washes their hands a lot but is otherwise fine, that’s not OCD. It becomes an OCD diagnosis if they become injured because they over-wash their hands, if they cannot properly socialize because they are too busy washing their hands, or if they avoid places they may want to go, such as on a nature trail with friends, where they cannot easily wash their hands.

Bulimics are often of average weight. Anorexics are often of under-average weight. Both anorexics and bulimics may binge, but bulimics engage in purging behavior. The numerical definition of a binge varies from person to person because each person has varying amounts of how much food is ‘Normal’ or in the realm of their control. A binge for an anorexic person could be just a handful of strawberries. A binge for a compulsive over-eater could be an entire cake. There is also more than one way to purge- excessive exercise and the use of medication or drugs are both ways bulimics may purge other than induced-vomiting. Anorexia Nervosa is the full name of the eating disorder. Just ‘Anorexia’ is a medical term in it’s own right for the lack of appetite. 

You must be over the age of 18 to be diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder or to be considered a Psychopath. To be diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder, you must have a history of Conduct Disorder in your youth.

Many psychologists and psychiatrists will not diagnose a minor with any personality disorder. It’s possible to be diagnosed, but very rare, and many will opt for an alternate diagnosis. This is because it is hard to distinguish normal developmental hurdles from personality disorder traits which often become more obvious and easy to isolate in adulthood.

BPD stands for Borderline Personality Disorder, not Bipolar Disorder. Borderline is classified as a Personality disorder, meaning it relates to how one interacts socially, while Bipolar Disorder is considered a Depressive disorder meaning it impacts mood. 

Psychologists cannot prescribe medication. Only a psychiatrist can prescribe medication because psychiatrists are medical doctors. Both social workers, psychologists and psychiatrists can assist in treatment but only psychologists and psychiatrists can diagnose. Social Workers require at minimum a Bachelor’s degree, Psychologists require at minimum a Master’s degree, and Psychiatrists require at minimum a PhD or PsyD.

[interestingrpmemes]

Questions not usually asked

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8: Do you have freckles?

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

17: What size is your bed?

18: What is your Song of the week?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23: What do you drink with dinner?

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33: Ever ran out of gas?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36: What is your usual bedtime?

37: Are you lazy?

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40: How many languages can you speak?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43: Are you stubborn?

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

46: Are you afraid of heights?

47: Do you sing in the car?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

49: Do you dance in the car?

50: Ever used a gun?

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53: Is Christmas stressful?

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?

63: First concert?

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65: Nike or Adidas?

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

75: Own a record player?

76: Regularly burn incense?

77: Ever been in love?

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

81: Tea or coffee?

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83: Can you swim well?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85: Are you patient?

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

87: Ever won a contest?

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

89: Which are better black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

91: Best room for a fireplace?

92: Do you want to get married?

93: If married, how long have you been married?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?

98: Whats your favorite color?

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

[skellsmemes]

Seduction Starters

A mix of actions that focus on the seduction/pinning. Inspiration taken from an array of different memes to put them all together in this one. Feel free to mix prompts to make more specific ones or if reverse them.

send in one of these for my muse’s (RECEIVER) reaction to your muse (SENDER) …

( DOOR ) opening the door for mine to pass.

( STARE ) longingly staring at mine from across the room.

( WATCH ) watching mine while drinking their beverage.

( TOUCH ) “accidentally” briefly touching mine. (example: brief hand touch, knee under the table)

( HOLD ) holding mine’s hand.

( HAND ) kissing mine’s hand.

( GIFT ) giving mine a gift. (example: flowers, jewellery)

( FLOWER ) putting a flower in mine’s hair.

( LETTER ) sending mine a love letter.

( LOCK ) offering my muse a lock of their hair.

( LEAN ) leaning against mine’s side.

( FIX ) fixing or straightening my mine’s clothes.

( DANCE ) leaning in closer while they are slow dancing with mine.

( COMPLIMENT ) complimenting mine.

( STAR ) staring at mine instead of the stares while stargazing.

( PLAY ) playing with mine’s hair.

( BRUSH ) brushing mine’s hair.

( LIP ) biting or licking their lower lip.

( SING ) singing to mine.

( GRAZE ) grazing mine’s shoulders with their fingers.

( BECKON ) beckoning to follow them.

( SLIDE ) sliding down their hand down mine’s back.

( CHIN ) grabbing mine’s chin.

( SILENCE ) silencing mine’s by pressing their finger on mine’s lips.

( PUSH ) pushing against the wall. (example: rough or soft pushing against wall)

( SIT ) sitting on their lap.

( HIP ) pulling mine by the hips.

( FACE ) stroking mine’s face.

( HOVER ) hovering their lips over mine’s.

( NECK ) kissing mine’s neck.

( GRIP ) holding mine by the back of the neck.

( SURPRISE ) being found without an article of clothing (example: being found shirtless)

( SECRET ) arriving where they both agreed to meet in secret in the dead of night.

[interestingrpmemes]

A Cynical Horoscope from 1979

( Taken from this brutally passive aggressive breakdown of the zodiac from 1979. Fair warning, while these are pretty funny they are also very... very mean. This guy was a real asshole; please don’t take any of this to heart. )

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)  ~  You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re stupid. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)  ~  You have a vivid imagination and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence an are generally a dipshit.

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)  ~  You are the pioneer type and think that most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)  ~  You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Your nothing but a dam communist. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)   ~  You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard/bitch.

Cancer (June 2 – July 22)  ~  You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a cancer.

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)  ~  You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving and mother fuckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)  ~  You are the logical type and hate discord. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos are good bus drivers and p i m p s.

Libra (Sept23 – Oct 22)  ~  You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are nil. Most libra women are whores. All libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Now 21)  ~  The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most scorpios are murderers.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)  ~  You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of sagittarians are drunks. Nixon is a sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day. 

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)  ~  You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

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PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

[interestingrpmemes]

Tik Tok Ask Meme

Hit or miss?

All women, are queens!

And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say ‘Man, what are you doing here?!’

Attention all gamers, please rise for the gamer national anthem.

B

Can I have a peppermint?

Country rooooads, take me hoooome...

Couple of hams right here huh?

Dis is a wobbewy! Put the coochie in the bag!

Do you remember? The 21st night of September.

Don’t eat the packing peanuts!

E

Finally now I can keep these pennies to myself.

Guess they never miss, huh?

Here’s. *PAP PAP* The motherfucking. *PAP PAP* Tea.

Hey yo, rich boy check.

How does it feel to chew five gum?

How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?

I baked you a pie.

I mean where, the fuck, should I, really even start?

I smell pennies!

I’m a new soul born into this strange world hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.

If she BREATHE, she’s a THOT!

It’s about to be a girl fight.

It was one kiss and it meant absolutely nothing baby I did such a stupid thing!

J

Karen took the kids...

Look, I just flipped the switch.

Mom found the poop sock.

N

Ok, boomer.

Please just be honest. If you worked at the movie theater, would you, or would you not, check under my hat?

Quit trying to drown yourself, dinners ready.

R

Shit’s about to get real real REAL real...

THE DOG’S ALWAYS ON THE TABLE!

This is me, walking back to the target bathroom to rewipe my ass.

U

V

Walk a mile in these louboutins. But they don’t wear these shoe where I’m from.

Wana Sprite Cranberry?

Watch me fuckin get it.

What am I supposed to do now, huh?! What the FUCK AM I supposed to do now you’ve ruined EVERYTHING!

X

Youuuu aaaare thicker than a snicker, heavy like a chevy, come here lil mama/papa lemme rub up on that belly ayyy ay.

You got a boyfriend? Bet he doesn’t kiss you.

You know, I think the rain is actually a lot like communism.

You sure you wana do this little girl?/boy? I mean, what if we’re dangerous?

You’re adopted.

You’ve been acting awful tough lately. smoking a lot of cigarettes lately. But inside, you’re just a little baby.

Y

Your feelings change like the weather.

Z

under construction

[phantomemes]

rp sentence starters taken from  shinji moon’s  work  ,  the anatomy of being. 

“ pay attention to the story. ” “ there are certain things about myself that i romanticize. ” “ this isn’t me being a dreamer. ” “ it’s just me trying to turn this husk of muscle and dirty fingernails into something more. ” “ for so many years i’ve held words beneath my tongue. ” “ my taste buds are revolting against me. ” “ everything leaves before it hurts us too bad. ” “ the body knows all that language cannot say. ” “ my skin was a million tiny mouths yelling ‘ listen ’. ” “ the body is a premonition. ” “ your sadness delivers itself into your organs. ” “ worry drops pebbles into your stomach. ” “ love evaporates and condensates onto the roof of your mouth. ” “ do you think it’s okay to fall apart ? ” “ we live in a  ‘ break it , you pay ’  kind of culture. ” “ there’s no room for mistakes. ” “ we give up so easily. ” “ we are stronger than what these fragile bones can take. ” “ we’re so ashamed of that which fumbles and falls through our fingers. ” “ we walk around carrying  ‘ closed ’  signs around our necks. ” “ i love you for how human you are. ” “ tectonic plates are shifting beneath my skin. ” “ there’s a new continent in my chest that i want to call by your name. ” “ kill me by giving me a grenade and telling me it’s your heart. ” “ i don’t want to know what your favorite color is. ” “ i do want to know what color you bleed. ” “ this is what it must feel like to be the sea. ” “ what else can this heart do but break or fall in love ? ” “ my palms are mines , and you’re just a finger’s length away from leaving me splattered across your chest. ” “ you are just a handful of billions of cells. ” “ you walk like you’re trying to hold the sky up with your palms. ” “ no one ever talks about what came before the flood. ” “ at first , they thought it was a miracle. ” “ i can hear how a heartbeat echoes. ” “ i no longer feel anything. ” “ my fingers are hollow shells , this skin is a shroud. ” “ we are uncharted mine fields. ” “ i shouldn’t ask questions that only i know the answers to , should i ? ” “ have you counted the freckles on your cheeks ? ” “ screw falling in love. ” “ i don’t want your sentimentality. ” “ what i’m trying to say is that you’re not allowed in. ” “ i don’t want to think of all the suns that will rise without you. ” “ i want so bad to forget. ” “ there are certain people who leave scars when they go. ” “ history repeats itself , sometimes in ways you wouldn’t imagine. ” “ there’s redemption in the night sky tonight. ” “ all i’m left with are paper cuts where your hands used to be. ” “ sometimes touches me and i bleed for days. ” “ what the hell do i do now? ” “ we measure catastrophes by how close they hit to home. ”

[interestingrpmemes]

Bojack Horseman Memorable Moments Starters part 1

"Nobody should be thinking about what I say!"

"If you can find somebody you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don't let go."

"One day, you're gonna look around and realize everybody loves you. But nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world."

"Sooo, good news! We're gonna go on a trip, you and me!"

"Less asking, more basking. In the sun, that is."

"You didn't know me, and you fell in love with me. And now you know me."

"You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose tinted glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

"Running is terrible. Everything is the worst."

"It gets easier."

"But you gotta go it everyday. That's the hard part. but it does get easier."

"What's your favorite kind of ghost to write for?"

"Do you... do you think it's too late for me?"

"Am I just doomed to be the person that I am-- the person in that book?"

"I need you to tell me I'm a good person."

"You stupid piece of shit."

"You're a real stupid piece of shit, and everywhere you go you destroy people."

"What are you gonna do, asshole?"

"SHUT UP!"

"If I'm shitty, that's just because I'm shitty."

"Sometimes I have this tiny voice in the back of my head that says "hey, everyone hates you, and they're not wrong to feel that way"."

"It goes away, right?"

"I just liked that somebody still wanted me to wear their shirt."

"Are we all just doomed?"

"I wanna be an architect."

"We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten."

"So, what are you gonna do with your $8 million?"

"Are you gay?"

"I'm not gay. I mean, I don't think I am, but... I'm not straight either."

"I just accidentally tipped the waitress $8 million!"

"I don't think I'm allowed to be in love."

"I think I'm... Asexual."

"A sexual what? Dynamo? Deviant? Harassment lawsuit waiting to happen?"

"I don't forgive you."

"I don't know why I came here!"

"Now get the fuck out of my house."

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Rock & Rule (1983)  sentence starters

“ You’d better put some antiseptic on that before it festers.”

“ Evil spelled backward is “live,” and we all want to live, don’t we?”

“ She can sing, or she can scream. But she still pissed me off.”

“ I just love it when he talks French”

“ Survivors described the destruction as “evil,” “spooky,” and “wow, bad karma, man.”

“ Make yourselves at home.”

“ It was the freak reference, wasn’t it?”

“ You gonna apologize, rude boy?”

“dogbreath dicknose!“  

“ Why you…!”

“ Enough about them, let’s talk about you.”

“ I bought it too; my gerbil uses it for a room divider.”

“ Gonna take us six days. We only got half a car left.”

“ Look. It’s a waste of time to creep around this depravos mansion”  

“ Words to the wise, guy. Be nice, or be dog food. Follow?”  

“ Oh *no*! This is my car! My wheels! My *voltage wagon*!”  

“ and it smelled just like cleaning fluid and made me wanna like WAX THE FLOOR”   

“ Where’s the fat one?”

“ Open your eyes! Accept my offer.”

“ I couldn’t leave them for anything.”

“ I didn’t offer you ANYTHING. I offer you EVERYTHING!”

“ Too bad. But we all have our illusions, far be it for me to take away yours.”

“ Let’s go away together.”

“ Whatever it is, it’s evil.”

“ My brother’s dead!”

“ You can’t do this to me!”

“ Let’s hear it for these kids, and hope that this never happens again!”

“ I’ve got uppers and downers. Inners and outers. Screamers and shouters. And that’s to make you go sideways.”

“ Wars have been started for less.”

“ when I want your opinions, I will give them to you!”

“ Eh, screw (name)”

“ You’re totally crazy!”

“ Oh, what will the signal be for your eyes to see me?”

“ You know, love’s not what you think”

“ Too weak to stand on like quick sand in which you sink”

“ Love is anything you make it”

“ How can I let you feel my love”

“ I mean I have the answers now

So what?”

“ Watching offside as I wait just in case you need me”

“ So I still will set the stage, send my thoughts to you”

“ Now I have revealed exactly why I’m here”

“I’ll be your angel if you wanna see how perfect sharing love with an angel can be”

[kaydean]

get to know me, pick some numbers.

1. selfie 2. what would you name your future kids? 3. do you miss anyone? 4. what are you looking forward to? 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? 7. what was your life like last year? 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? 9. who did you last see in person? 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? 11. are you listening to music right now? 12. what is something you want right now? 13. how do you feel right now? 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 15. personality description 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? 17. opinion on insecurities. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? 19. have you ever been to New York? 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? 21. age and birthday? 22. description of crush. 23. fear(s) 24. height 25. role model 26. idol(s) 27. things i hate 28. i’ll love you if… 29. favourite film(s) 30. favourite tv show(s) 31. 3 random facts 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 33. something you want to learn 34. most embarrassing moment 35. favourite subject 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 37. favourite actor/actress 38. favourite comedian(s) 39. favourite sport(s) 40. favourite memory 41. relationship status 42. favourite book(s) 43. favourite song ever 44. age you get mistaken for 45. how you found out about your idol 46. what my last text message says 47. turn ons 48. turn offs 49. where i want to be right now 50. favourite picture of your idol 51. starsign 52. something i’m talented at 53. 5 things that make me happy 54. something thats worrying me at the moment 55. tumblr friends 56. favourite food(s) 57. favourite animal(s) 58. description of my best friend 59. why i joined tumblr 60. ask me anything you want

[secret-inbox-game-dealer]

Put 'Get Fluffy' in my inbox, and I'll randomly generate a number-

Your muse will get, from mine,

A flower crown

A lullaby

A kiss on the nose

A tiny animal

A piggyback ride

To see my muse’s favorite secret place

A tickle attack

A favorite story

A pillow fort

Our muses both in cute matching outfits!

[interestingrpmemes]

club penguin bans sentence starters

"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"

"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"

"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"

"why is the only angry one black?"

"get in loser, we're going sledding,"

"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"

"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"

"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"

"i could go back and pretend to be you,"

"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

"you're tearing this family apart, ___"

"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"

"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"

"wanna hear a joke? your future,"

"i would like to order all the money,"

"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"

"do it for the vine,"

"you dress like an idiot,"

"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"

"hey you forgot something. your social life,"

"help me hide this body in here,"

"did you just propose, using emojis?"

"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"

"it's called capitalism,"

"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"

"shit, we on national television,"

"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"

"can you leave my house please?"

"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"

"can i pay you in swag?"

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

"what the flipper?"

"santa isn't real,"

"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"

"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"

"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"

"fuck it, i ain't running,"

"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

"i'll ask my mom,"

"smooth as butter,"

[telegion]

dohertyinc-archive‌

better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now

[birdiethebibliophile]

the problem with discord d&d

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead

everyone else, also for the fifth time: you cut out a little there what was that?

[jelloapocalypse]

PSA for literally everyone, I am SO tired of explaining this extremely simple fix to people

[pyrothorax]

PSA PSA for those who might not be able to read what this tiny ass screenshot says + without the unnecessary passive-aggressiveness:

Go to Voice & Video settings.

Turn off Automatically Determine Audio Sensitivity.

Move the slider over to the left to suit your sensitivity (avoid pushing it all the way to the left to cushion possible background noise).

This should prevent you from cutting out so long as said issues aren’t because of Microphone or Connection issues. Great fix for those with quiet voices or garbage microphones.

Here’s a screenshot of that for our visual learners. It’s a mobile screenshot, but desktop Discord looks exactly the same, just wider.

How hard was it to just explain that nicely?

[fast-and-fit-sam]

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

[motivationforfitness]

Shoelace Voodoo

[coconuts-and-crunches-deactivat]

The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe

[theubergrump]

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

[witchofthewakingsea]

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[theubergrump]

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

[pineapple-drink-deactivated2022]

pspspss

you can also trace things

[painttoolsaifornoobs]

Because true.

[melodies-of-shibuya]

OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

This is like the most obvious shit I feel like I’ve just ascended or something. How the fuck did nobody realise any of this?… HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I AM DONE

[halcyandaze]

reblog to save an artist’s life.