Disaster Lesbian

Olivia, She/her, 19

[senatortedcruz]

gm ladies and gays

[whitepeopletwitter]

[raginrayguns]

George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):

Fig. 51. A. cross section of the stem of an oak tree thirty-seven years old, showing the annual rings. rm, the medullary rays; m, the pith (medulla). B, cross section of the stem of a palm tree, showing the scattered bundles.

[honeylemony]

[averruncusho]

banana tree: *slurred* hold my cocktail

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

this is my funniest post because i accidentally replaced early with early.

[interiormoondweller]

I made a google survey with a bunch of weird questions! Please take it!

Please answer my odd questions

Please answer as descriptively as possible for the short answer portion

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[free-cursed-frogurt]

[nastjona]

why am i not carelessly stroking my fingers through my lovers hair whilst she lovingly drifts of to sleep only to receive a small kiss on the lips before being given a warm hug by me!!! this is unacceptable and i will consider that homophobic.

[that-weird-man-under-your-bed]

[melissasasina]

So...

In a D&D facebook group I’m part of, someone shared a great post from Reddit…

…and I seriously couldn’t resist drawing this…

This was fun. ^_^

[schnetzlarchive]

i was today years old when i realized that sam used nott’s real name as her “fake names”, but she split them up in syllables. like the first fake name was “veth” then “bren” then “otto”. i feel like everyone else figure this out before i did. sam riegel is a genius and nott is a perfect character

[nightcael]

Me, fully an Avatar of the Eye, but still absolutely fascinated when people express their interest in other Entities: 👁tell me more👁

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[lawsalor]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[interiormoondweller]

John Quincy Adams would have read homestuck

[irlsuccubus]

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

[paleville]

[highcylon]

[whattheplot]

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

[whattheplot]

Click on a picture for higher quality! Tumblr compresses pictures so they might look a bit blurry!

[whattheplot]

What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

https://creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot

[johnnyishereforever]

omg they actually did it!!

[cyhyryth-deactivated20210905]

guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos

[folklorefairyqueen]

YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth

[moonfireroulette]

this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂