Eat my fist, destiny!

IDK. Gay, 37, dork verging on loser. And loving e'ery minute of it.

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jesterattack]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iignatz]

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

[cozza-frenzy]

Reblogging for these tags

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[zeldasavefile]

Who the hell carried around their gamecube

[maxylotl]

[mouchefska]

that’s hot

[pokemon]

Wish upon a star! 💫 Jirachi is coming to #PokemonPokopia! Starting Tuesday, June 23, you can befriend Jirachi, the Wish Pokémon. Additionally, you can collect shining wish notes, which are only available during the event, and exchange them for items inspired by the starry sky.

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[laughconfetti]

this quote lives in my head rent-free

[worst-roommates-ever]

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[halfsey]

okay not to be a huge stereotype or anything but i DO like big boys, itty bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, pretty boys with the bow tie, get your nails did, let it blow dry, a big beard, a clean face, from the playboys to the gay boys—

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

shoutout to big thighs

[maidthings]

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

[mirille]

Dr. Viktor Frankenstein:

[laughconfetti]

gurl you are in a shoujou-ai

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).