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Going into dp with 4 hls how doomed am I?

Not doomed enough. Pick another HL.

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Soo had my english IA! I literally walked out and thought Wow that couldnt have gone better! Anyway got an email an hour later and I have to redo it because the recording cut out!!! yay ):

Any comforts in this trying time? It has already been delayed by a couple weeks

The only comfort sufficient for such pain is heavy drinking.

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had an assembly in school today and the principal told the grade 10’s “you need to lock in” so ib tumblr to what extent do you think they need to lock in

They don't need to lock in they need to violently overthrow the government

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i remember being excited to go into the ib program then seeing all the hate and being like "what have i gotten myself into?" i start in september and am STRESSED

It'll be fine :3

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its very nice to see someone who did ib and hasn't lost their sparkle icl

Oh don't worry i want to kill myself too. But that's not because of IB that's because of unrelated reasons.

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i love you ib tumblr please give me a 42

Y'know what sure. We're tired of the hate you can get a 42.

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Also did I mention I hate you and everything you stand for

Okay well at least i'm not a cunt like you

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https://www.tumblr.com/international-baccalaureate/815705895626555392/i-paid-an-etsy-witch-to-make-sure-history-1-was

exterminate me 🙏

WOE BETIDE THEE, FOUL BEAST

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lowk havent studied but ive never studied in my life, gonna lock in week before (so now) the important exams?? Is it over or am i gonna be ok

"it was never going to be okay"

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i paid an etsy witch to make sure history 1 was civil rights and she pulled though thank GOD. now i need to buy another spell to get me a 36

Hey somebody still in ibdp tell me what day this test was so I know if this punk waited the 24 hours afterwards to discuss the contents or if we need to exterminate them

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To what extent is the IB continuously changing criteria and syllabi with no support given to students ethical in the eyes of our overlords the examiners?

"ethical" is a word invented by people too scared to fly straight into the sun

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Does that mean no ethics questions will come in the psych exam?

Pls quick answer I could cut half my SAQs

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The ethics questions have been replaced with morals questions.

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I’ve graduated but I’m still terrified of Derivatives and Integrals, am I allowed compensation from IB?

The fear is its own reward.

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when did you graduate ibdp???

does anyone ever really graduate ibdp?

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do you get cas hours out of this blog

nah i'm just a corporate shill

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To what extent is the IB continuously changing criteria and syllabi with no support given to students ethical in the eyes of our overlords the examiners?

"ethical" is a word invented by people too scared to fly straight into the sun

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how do i make my incompetent tok teacher give good feedback instead of just “make more connections”

additionally what are those connections she talks about she barely explained the tok exhibition to us

idk what to say man it's all about connections. connections man. it's all just connections.

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Bonus fact: you don't have to just set your house on fire, you can also set police stations on fire.

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This account and its splendid ideas is the only thing I like about the IB (next to TOK)

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You don't like the pain and suffering we put so much effort into exacting upon you :(