idek anymore

Phan and Bands

[lovelysuggestion]

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

[bittersuggestion]

I won’t

[gaysuggestion]

suck a dick

[amoroussuggestion-blog]

suck a heart instead

[coolsuggestion]

my heart is broken

[painsuggestion]

buy a new one

[emosuggestion]

steal someone else’s

[khulem-deactivated20181203]

stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

[kyrael]

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”  A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”  “…Technically, yes.”

[mrsmarymorstan]

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here. 

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them. 

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

[aphoenixinwriting-deactivated20]

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

[avocadamnit-deactivated20161008]

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

[itsbetterthananal]

[thanasphere-deactivated20160117]

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

fucking obliterated

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh my gods…

[meisnotamazing]

perfect.

[ukelelepoetry]

I wake up fine and dandy but then bythetime i find it handy tO RIP.MY.HEART.APART and start planningmycrashlanding i go up uP UP UP UP to the ceiling

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

the nominees are

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

adele

[humorcat-deactivated20140614]

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

[plants4]

[feraligatr]

louder for the people in the back

what about the people in the front. their ears hurt

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

[m00nb0y]

I was watching the powerpuff girls on netflix and the show got real way too fast

[jackiespeakz]

Wow

[gingerbreadjimins-deactivated20]

what the fuck do you think I clicked on it for?

[middle-eastt]

[a-little-fxckin-louder]

[the-sassy-composer]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[tinyoperadiva-deactivated-6-2-1]

I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true