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Who put dat wolf in space? Emotions are for suckers. You should try having circuitry and calculations instead. I reblog fandom, feminism, and whatever else I feel like. I'm sorry.

[theocseason4]

Oh my fucking god

[zaritarazi]

so in honor of scott summers dying (he’ll be fine) here’s what happens when x men “"kills”“ emma frost who will, in this case, also be fine, as dying is to x men as breathing is to the rest of us

emma as she’s dying: ororo. ororo listen to me. i have dinner reservations at that one place in paris. you have to make them two years in advance. do NOT cancel my reservation. i will be FINE. whatever happens, the reservation STAYS

scott was genuinely upset as emma was dying and he was crying over her and was like no emma dont leave me and emma, in a mocking voice, like “no emma dont leave me listen to yourself i’ll be back in six months shut up idiot”

ororo: her last words were “is jean also dead? good.” and then she died

emma’s funeral, which is just held at the hellfire club, is just all portraits of emma. especially the nudes. its nothing but nudes. it’s how she wanted to be remembered ororo reading the pre-written eulogy emma wrote for her: emma grace frost was the most kind, beautiful, charming soul on this planet.  pietro: raises hand  ororo: she wrote this pietro: lowers hand

she wanted me to tell you all she died doing something interesting, like riding an extremely expensive and rare horse, and not doing, in her words, “something stupid like saving the entire team.” which is, of course, what she did. that being said, here is the picture of the very expensive horse she wanted to show all of you, to remind everyone that she was rich, so very rich, and you are not

emma returning from the dead 7 months later strolling into the mansion and announcing I HAVE NOTES ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE MY FUNERAL

logan: how was hell emma: boring and overrated logan: satan kicked you out didnt he emma: that’s not the point

[myxmentrashblog]

This is art

[dale-cooper-deactivated20191025]

[michaelcorderoes]

It’s not like we’re college professors calling ourselves doctors. That’s not the same thing my friend.

[tzikeh]

I have never identified with Raymond Holt more than in this moment. Anyway please watch Brooklyn Nine Nine

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[stand-up-gifs]

[ithelpstodream]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Life imitates art

[somewhatstacey]

An inspiration to us all

Patreon | Instagram | Goddammitstacey.com

[kittydesade]

When I find myself in times of trouble, Space Mom Carrie comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Fuck ‘em.

[montygreen]

God I love Sitcoms [2/?]

[themadcapmathematician]

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[robins-gay-suspenders]

[cumaeansibyl]

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

[blaukrautsuppe]

I didn’t truly get the whole “death of the author” paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR

[pusheen]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Reblog. This could really help someone out.

[briswayze]

Reblogging because I remember the days I had to do this so my baby girl could eat

[nudiemuse]

Feed the babies

[its-a-different-world]

#FeedtheBabies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

waiter: enjoy your meal

me: you too!

me: …

me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*

[ravenlania-blog]

Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this changes everything