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junkiespride

him.

slaasherslut

@s1ncllair i will give you everything, your work makes me pass away

brideofperpetua

Matthew Mcconaughey as Vilmer Slaughter

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION

bosinclairz

husband

sleepyslag

Nineteen year old Dan Howell cried on Phil's couch one too many times about all the adult things he didn't know how to do and Phil said don't worry about it babygirl I'll do your taxes forever <3

philshotcocoa

“The ancient object”

dnpsuck

the rpf permit is now available worldwide (@freckliedan)

blasphannie

no but seriously imagine it.

it's october 19th 2024.

we are all waiting for whatever dan and phil have planned for the thing day.

they slept through the day and forgot to tweet something funny about it.

the end.

psychicbby

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.