#In The Name of the Moon Moon

Ten foot tall fuzzy death blenders and the people that play them

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You leeches are more offensive to Gaia than Slim Jims!

Paula Danger, the Luchador of Loud, Ajaba Apex/Galliard

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I know some things about the Umbra! I could meet you there sometime and show you around, yes. Come find me when you want to do this. You should not ask me to go at a specific time because I will get distracted by a fat bird or a shiny rock or the slow deliberate disassembly of the patriarchy.

the best Black Fury lupus ever (according to my friend Jill, who's a good judge of character on these things)

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When your friendly neighborhood Mokole needs a confidence boost

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"I feel the tiniest motes of sympathy for all those Fera who have ever complained about the nature of the Garou. I know the smallest portion of their frustration because of you."

Duskcaller, athro Red Talon, getting real tired of a mouthy Corax's bullshit

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When the galliard has writer's block

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Completing the Rite of Passage feel like

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When your super influence action pays off

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When you fail your dodge challenge

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When the ST just agrees to the crazy their players are wanting to pull off

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Fianna prepping with war paint talens

And probably everyone around you, too.

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When you manage to piss off Grandfather Thunder within 24 hours

Dedicated to the Ratkin Romeo

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When the Mental Tertiary beats a Mental Primary in a Challenge

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Giving a Lupus Silver Fang Belly Rubs

When you realize you are shaming your ancestors.

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When dealing with an infestation of Ananasi

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When you find the one Glasswalker Lupus with a laptop

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When the Rokea Attack

There will be blood. So much blood.

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When the Corax are hood AF

Remember Hitchcock’s “The Birds”? 

Yeah. So do they.