[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[anxietyproblem]

[libraryleopard]

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills

[gaytanic-panic]

[jurisffiction]

hope is all we have

[3000s]

this is where i sleep at night

[onemilliondraculas]

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

[ahotknife]

this is what it feels like when someone's in the google doc with you

[blackvelvetofnight]

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

[segamascott]

[homunculus-argument]

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

[foreveriallyzombified]

hey. i heard you in the shower practicing your skeleton voice

[aropride]

shouldnt have bought all those damn groceries what if i need concert tickets

[intheshallow]

you are loved. 

[catasters]

[creepish]

do the wrong thing ❤️

[uncertainglobalfuture]

full offense but the tenderness in lorde’s voice when she sings "but I still remember everything, how we’d drift buying groceries, how you’d dance for me / I’ll start letting go of little things ‘til I’m so far away from you, far away from you" is enough to keep me alive for 5000 years