hey buddy

mid-30s | queer | tired

[newsandstuffisee]

[stoner--poetry]

Cool. You bought weed from "Dr. Styx N. Twigs." With my money. No, I really am not mad.

[itgetsbetter]

merry gay christmas yall

[primordialwhale]

sorry i had to add one of my favorites

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[ishimarukiyotaka]

hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections

They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[blasesaint]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[transgenderization]

ed sheeran should be put down

[shortlesbian]

[csny]

[thesituation]

[enki2]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[bodyofdeath]

[depsidase]

[bobdylanyaoi]