Obsessed

I’m a mess, but what else is new

[lesbianshepard]

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

[harocat]

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

[hurleyquinnzel]

This is so goth

[generallkenobi]

THEY’RE GONNA OPEN IT

[shannonride223]

UPDATE: THEY OPENED IT!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau/amp

[saintcranky]

#excited about the possibility of Alexander the Great#sad about the fact it’s not an ancient world-ending curse

same

[escapistkilljoy-deactivated2012]

(Some) Things Gerard Way Has Written On Himself

“We all want to be loved.”

“Happy birthday to me.”

“And ever.”

“Fuck.”

“Gonna get it.”

“605”

“OW!”

“Piggy.”

“Jen Cu Yeh”

“Fairy.”

“Hello Revenge.”

“Exploder.”

“More today.”

“Careful.”

[buriedwreckagemysoul-deactivate]

“Love”

[holy-x-hell]

“Make it go”

“Happy”

[maiaisafag-deactivated20140413]

“Free”

[catsandfloralprints]

 ”gazelles”

[someonecanloveyouforever]

“Faggot”

“Very Much Alive”

“Catholic”

[theonecalledeli]

“cunt”

#favorite (Also, I totally thought the one that apparently says “free” said “creep” with the ‘p’ in his hair. #woops Also- these always give me a hella strong, irrational urge to sharpie things on myself.)

[ruinedchildhood]

[beatissofunny]

Tonight’s mood

[blackens]

[desingyouruniverse]

[intheskywithhdiamonds]

Me: seeing Sherlock trending on tumblr

What is going on

[lexsfosters]

Turning Mulan’s main villian into a female witch is such a shitty move. Mulan defeated a powerful man in front of a nation where women weren’t looked as equal and strong to men. This movie showed a woman breaking so many barriers by going up against the most feared man in China, and using her smarts and wits to take BOTH him AND HIS ARMY down.  I get that live action remakes tend to have some changes and some changes are not gonna live up to everyone’s expectations …..but this one change I 100% cannot get behind because it’s such a disservice to what Mulan mean’t and represented. Having this movie be directed by a white person, and written only by white people is such a bullshit move, Disney. Yeah, Disney had white writers for the original Mulan movie too, but they also had a female Chinese person write the screenplay because you can’t fucking write a story centered around a Chinese legend without involving Chinese people to work on that story. 

[ginkasei]

they what now

[bombgirls-deactivated20190827]

[xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806]

they what

[angel-of-death-2015]

Not only that, but they’re taking out Li Shang and replacing him with a guy that fucking bullies Mulan as a competition and only sees her as a fuckable person when he finds out that Mulan is really a woman. WHAT THE FUCK FOR? Shang treats his soldiers with respect as a fucking general. He literally owes Mulan his life when she saves him and most of the army. Why the FUCK would you get rid of Shang and replace him with a fucking douchebag who picks on Mulan just because???

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Are fucking kidding me?

You know, when I heard that this remake wouldn’t be a musical I was disappointed but thought maybe they could make it work. Now I think I’m just gonna save my money and not bother with this crap.

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

as an asian woman, I can’t help but feel… personally attacked too?

[onlyblackgirl]

They need to scrap both this and Aladdin. Throw it away we don’t want it.

[subject-to-my-fandoms]

This isnt mulan. This is The Forbidden Kingdom. Except mulan is the main character and not Jason Tripitikas (Michael Angarano).

China. A witch villain. A bullying mentor. Way to be original people writing the mulan movie. Could have just left it as it was…

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[mamapeterson-deactivated2019121]

@flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

Yesssssss

[noneeyewithleftyork]

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

[love]

[kaijuno]

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

[miseryjonez-deactivated20180522]

This one??

[kaijuno]

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

[kaijuno]

F O U N D    I T

[so-many-efforts]

Please find more

[eudaemaniacal]

this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.

[rhube]

Read this - oh my goodness, this girl was wonderful.

[lrlamauthor]

Where can I read this in full?

[caitiesith]

It’s from  Real American Girls Tell Their Own Stories, and that particular section is by Martha Carey Thomas who grew up to be a suffragist, linguist and renowned educator, as well as a badass lesbian.

[rincewitch]

whoa i’ve seen this post a million times but i didn’t know the author had such a cool later life

[my-eyebrows-just-flew-away-deac]

Happy Valentine’s Day sherlock addition

[dangerouslyaddictivethings]

Hands down the best commercial of this year’s Super Bowl

[vdkaiero]

2007 was hell of a year

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[chrissymaayy]

Memoriessss

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!