[intheyear845]

So I haven't been on tumblr in like two years or so ok so I went on because I get emails about my blog every once and a while So today I decided to scroll down all the old shit I had posted and reblogged and what not And I found this post that was like "how is it going to be 2015 in like a month and a half" It's going to be 2018 in 4 months okay I'm shitting myself can somebody please tell me how this happened so fast because I don't know

[awwww-cute]

Not sure if I should keep being still… or pounce on the guy holding the camera

[silly-luv]

[ladiesandlemonade]

[chanelgulfcoast]

Omfg

[ibadbitch]

Lmaooo she know

[misssykayy]

Lol

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

4:59 pm: it’s light outside, the sun is just barely setting. you could probably walk to the store and back before it gets too dark. children are playing. it’s kind of nice.

5:00 pm: the sun is gone. it’s been swallowed whole by the embodiment of darkness. death reigns supreme. children are crying. you can’t see your hands in front of your face. this is the end.

[t-shrit]

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

[rotfront]

college

[intheyear845]

Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

[hippiesispunkz]

[harperhug]

#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

[jesusmahoney]

How does Willy Wonka send golden tickets all over the world and only a bunch of English speaking white kids win

[teenagerposts]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[twoswords]

OK DID ANYONE ELSES SCHOOL SYSTEM DO THAT THING WHERE THE TEACHER GOES *clap clap clapclapclap* AND EVERYBODY DOES IT BC TODAY MY TEACHER DID THAT AND EVERYONE INSTINCTIVELY DID IT AND WE’RE FUCDING SOPHOMORES

[kanayapanaya-deactivated2015020]

HOW THE FUCK IS 2015 IN A MONTH AND A HALF

IT WAS ONLY NEW YEARS LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO 

[armored-bears1]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT WAS 2012 THREE MONTHS AGO

[kanayapanaya-deactivated2015020]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT 2009 NEW YEARS

[genderdome]

[lacey-lamb]

Gonna cut a bitch and be kawaii while I do it

[agnesmontague]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH

okay so these things are called “Jang-mi Kal” which is Korean for “Rose Knife”, exactly what it says on the tin

AND THEY WERE ADVERTISED AS BEING THE SHARPEST THING ON EARTH LIKE THERE IS NOTHING THESE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T CUT

GIANT COW BONE? YOU BET

PADLOCKS? NO PROBLEM

STEEL PIPES? YEP

  ITSELF???

HOLY SHIT

understandably, after these commercials aired, they took the korean internet by storm, and for a brief while jang-mi kal enjoyed ultimate meme status during which some glorious glorious parodies were made

they’re the strongest fucking weapon on earth

and that was your daily lesson on korean internet meme culture

[teenagerposts]

[plaguepuppy-remade-deactivated2]

to all of my underage followers with shitty parents:

i am your parent now. i love you, you are valid, i’m making lasagna for dinner and your bedtimes are never