INTJxINFJ

This blog belongs to an INTJ and an INFJ. And this is how we see the world, the INXJ way.

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The types and what I think of them based on what I've seen from my friends

(Not very original I know but I need to do something during this boring af evening)

ENFP - cute - childish - full of ideas - optimistic - RaNdOm -PUNS AND MEMES - kinda geeky -have a lot of feelings - secretly evil

ENTJ - ‘I wanna be the very best like no one ever waaaaas’ -natural leader -considerate - SO. DAMN. LUCKY - easy going

INTP -lazy -smart - can actually be very talkative if they like the subject - PrOcRaStInAtIoN - very funny in their own way -trapped in their own world

ENTP -have been told at least once in their life ‘you remind me of Barney Stinson’ -have 2000000+ projects at the same time -actually finish like two of them -never shut up -can be good at everything -but can only be excellent at bullshiting their way through life -zero empathie -dad jokes -socially akward but still manages to look cool

ISTP -take grammar way too seriously -frank and direct -meticulous -witty -look intimidating -can actually be very affectionate if they feel like it -strong mentally and physically -know martial arts

ISFJ -warm and nice -so calm, it’s relaxing to be around them -excellent listenners -shaped like a friend -have louder reactions than everyone else during movies or roller coaster rides -don’t dislike a lot of things -litteraly everyone like them -easy to live with

ISFP -FEEEEELIIIIINGS -don’t like to be challenged -have strong valors -don’t understand if you don’t share said valors -don’t overcome difficulties easily -EXTREMELY SENSITIVE -hate criticism, even constructive ones -too easily offended -moody -trustworthy (when they like you)

INTJ -seem cold and calculating -make the best of friends if you take the time to know them -snarky -quiet -if they don’t like you you’re dead -have low patience -analytical -don’t handle feelings at all

INFJ -MYSTERIOUS -they know everything about you -but you know nothing about them -sarcasm -take time to feel confortable around new people (like 2 years or so) -long period of awkward silence -(the silence is awkward for you, no them) - people tend to like them but still think they’re 'weird’ -secretly a nerd

ESTP -stereotype of the popular jock -athletic af -class clown -perfectionists -everyone love them -always quoting lines from their favorite movies -want to experience everything -often come to class with a broken leg or something -have the kind of humor that everyone like except NTs

ESFP -'girl’ ESTP -love to party -will do stupid stuff just cause they felt like it -will cry about said stupid things -GOSSIP -very loving persons -their spiritual goddess might be Aphrodite -loud -funny

ESFJ -overprotecting grandma -will bake you cookies but will be highly offended if you’re not hungry for now -generous, but will expect you to return the favor -don’t like when people don’t agree with them -don’t like to be out of their comfort zone -can be bossy -talkative

INFP -full of crazy, great ideas -bad at maths -love to read -RaVeNcLaW -extremely moody -open minded -like to learn new stuff -LOTS OF STRESS -good at acting without even trying

ISTJ -Like to follow the rules -but is not afraid to bend them if they logically think they’re stupid -bossy -good student -patient -will glady help their classmates if they haven’t understood the lesson -have difficulties to think out of the box -book smart -organized

And I don’t know any ENFJ or ESTJ. (I mostly have NTs and INFPs friends.)

Also sorry if the ISFP is a bit harsh but the ones I know drive me nuts.

This is of course not representative of all the types at all.

[intjxinfj]

INTJ comfort skills

ENFP: Can you stop trying to fix my problem and just comfort me?

INTJ: What's the difference?

[ithappenedtheotherday]

INTJs: Fabulous at giving advice. Will listen to you intently until they understand the situation fully and proceed to tell you exactly what’s wrong and how to fix it. Their first priority is that the problem is solved resulting in your long-term happiness.

Also INTJs: Get easily frustrated with people who refuse to help themselves or look at their circumstance objectively. Cannot help people who are too emotionally fragile to recognize their own flaws. Believe strongly in self-improvement and so are infuriated by people who say “I can’t change the way I am, I just have to suffer with my characteristics, e.g. Too emotional, not cool, ignorant, etc.”

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Submission by typicalintj.gmail.com

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Types as dog breeds

NOTE: Temperament descriptions are taken from AKC (American Kennel Club). Also, it was super hard to pick the breeds because I just love dogs. All dogs. And I wanted all dogs here. Also, because 9 out of 10 breeds have been bred to be sociable and outgoing it was hard to find introverted breeds. So cut me some slack.

ISTP - Rottweiler

Self-assured - Calm - Alert - Steady - Fearless - Confident

ESTP - American Staffordshire Terrier

Devoted - Courageous - Tenacious - Loyal - Friendly - Attentive

INTP - Chow Chow

Loyal - Aloof - Quiet - Independent - Bright - Dignified

ENTP - Dachshund

Playful - Stubborn - Courageous - Devoted - Lively - Clever

INFP - Afghan Hound

Happy - Aloof - Independent - Dignified - Strong-willed - Clownish

ENFP - Border Collie

Intelligent - Keen - Tenacious - Responsive - Energetic - Alert

ISFP - Dalmatian

Playful - Friendly - Sensitive - Intelligent - Active - Energetic

ESFP - Welsh Corgi Pembroke

Playful - Outgoing - Friendly - Bold - Protective - Tenacious

ISFJ - Newfoundland Dog

Trainable - Sweet-tempered - Gentle - Calm - Docile - Loyal

ESFJ - Golden Retriever

Intelligent - Reliable - Trustworthy - Friendly - Confident - Kind

ISTJ - Jack Russell Terrier

Stubborn - Intelligent - Fearless - Athletic - Energetic - Vocal

ESTJ - Australian Cattle Dog

Obedient - Protective - Cautious - Loyal - Energetic - Brave

INTJ - Shiba Inu

Charming - Keen - Alert - Fearless - Faithful - Confident

ENTJ - German Shepherd

Courageous - Curious - Alert - Intelligent - Confident - Loyal

INFJ - Beagle

Even-tempered - Excitable - Amiable - Intelligent - Determined - Gentle

ENFJ - Samoyed

Playful - Lively - Alert - Stubborn - Friendly - Sociable

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Why Your MBTI Type is Attractive

ESTP: You ooze tactile, and touch, something about your very down to earth and hands on persona is so tantalizing, you’re so full of passion and willpower, it’s hard not to find you sexy at all.

ISTP: Enigmatic, Aloof, brooding, with a low-key childlike humor is very intriguing you’re hard to miss, and something about your handiwork is beyond magnetizing, You’re an old soul and child in one.

ESFP: You are radiant, glowing with excitement and vivacity. Your inner strength and pure willpower are unbelievably attractive and admirable, you have this earthy, “I know what I’m doing” vibe.

ISFP: Your shyness hides this intense need for physical action and connection. Your independence and ethereal mystery create this atmosphere of depth and raw love of pleasure. You breathe sex appeal.

ESTJ: You have a commanding presence, something strong and secure and people wish they could handle anything thrown at them the may you do, you’re in control, and it’s hard to miss you with all that confidence.

ISTJ: You have a natural rhythm and go with your own flow, it’s insanely intoxicating. You have an air of structure and intensity, you’re willpower is undeniable, and your thoughts are like wildfire.

ESFJ: You are warmth, and generosity, something about your need for beauty and harmony is beyond desirable. You create a haven of light and love and are so sensual it’s beyond sexy.

ISFJ: Your discreet charm, and smitten smile is beyond attractive, you are tender hearted, but have this hidden strength that others can feel. They love your shelter and you radiate this intense love of sensuality.

ENTJ: you are usually perceived as confident in your thoughts and actions, you know what you’re doing and go into it without questioning, you’re calculated, and usually quite charismatic.

INTJ: You’re meticulous and observant, you work hard and play harder and people love that mystery of your very detached presence, something about you is both fully present and other worldly.

ENTP: You’re witty, charismatic, and novel. You’re like a flame and people are drawn to you. You have a sharp and piercing humor that is so magnetizing. You know how to persuade and are usually very smooth.

INTP: you’re lowkey, dreamy and so interesting. Something about your independence and aloofness is so interesting and people want to know the way you’re thinking, or what you’re thinking about at all.

ENFP: You radiate positivity, charm and electricity, your youthful need for adventure and possibility are contagious and you are so magnetic and sensational because of it.

INFP: You feel so deeply and ardently, you get swept into a dream world that others only wish they can touch. You’re full of romance, and saccharine that so many people feel drawn to your vulnerability.

ENFJ: You’re a warm, and uplifting spirit. Like the sun, you radiate certainty in yourself and something about your devotion to those you love is so incredibly attractive, you can’t be missed.

INFJ: You have a natural refinement and elegance to you, you have a beautiful presence of peace and wisdom and mystery. People want to know what you know, they want to get into your head.

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INTJ problem #31

INTJ Brain: Now I need to remember the characters, back stories and lore for Game of Thrones. I also need my favourite brownie and cookie recipes… Oh I can’t forget how all the properties of the MBTI functions and the lyrics to songs from 500 favorite songs! We’ll keep the embarrassing childhood memories and all daydreams from the past 5 years. INTJ Brain: What can we forget to free up some space?… INTJ brain: Birthdays! We don’t need to remember birthdays! Same goes for what we had for breakfast, the names of all associates, where we put our phone, what we came into this room for, and whether or not you already took medication. Yeah that stuff won’t come in handy :)

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Tag yourself I’m dill

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im 

rosemary

majoram

dill weed

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crushed mint: ESFJ

coriander: ENTP

Rosemary: INFP

Oregano: ESTP

Caraway Seed: ISFP

Bay Leaves: INTP

Parsley: ENFJ

Savory: ISTJ/ISTP

Majoram: ESTJ

Basil: INTJ

Thyme: INFJ

Dill Weed: ENFP

Mustard seed: ESFP

Red pepper: ENTJ

Allspice: ISFJ

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You might be a NTJ if ...

NTJ refers to ENTJs and INTJs.

You do a cost-benefit analysis on nearly every aspect of your life

You admire people who check you, challenge you, and call you on your shit

You often feel you should have your boss’ or coworker’s job and salary because you’re smarter and more competent

People view you as an overachiever, but you see yourself as an underachiever with still so much more to do

Your introverted friends have summoned you for assistance as their representative, lawyer, or gladiator

You know an idea is stupid and won’t work before everyone else and you’re waiting for them to catch up and realize this too

You have high expectations of other people and often want more for their lives than they want for themselves

You spend half a debate/discussion/conversation conveying your ideas and the other half convincing the other person you weren’t angry this entire time

Small talk is excruciating

The gifts you love the most are the ones you can really use

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Types as plants 🌱

ISTP Leafy little tree, growing somewhere strange, the side of a mountain perhaps? A remote island? Very impressive 🌳

ISTJ Flowering hydrangea, many leaves to drink up the sun, loved by all the bees, crowned bee overlord with high honors 🐝

ISFP Tiger Lily, fierce, statement flower and centerpiece, may require extra care but is definitely a show stopper 🐯

ISFJ White roses, protective thorns, grows in the soil but deserves the best vase ! A good flower ! 🌹

INTP Small cactus, v prickly but sometimes grows flowers, needs very little water but lots of encouragement 🌵

INTJ Redwood (extra mega tall), will not stop growing even if you ask. Do not chop this tree ! The thought of being common house furniture is unsettling 🍂

INFP Willow tree, calm and happy, many birds live here !  A little bit sad but a very good tree, deserves all the sunlight 🕊

INFJ The apple tree ! Feeds all its friends, has very good fruit, but what happens when the fruit is gone??? Crisis mode ENGAGED 🍎

ESTP Killer Algae, flowey and leafy and lives in the ocean ! Too bad they deprive marine life of food and habitat (good thing they’re cute) 🌊

ESTJ Succulents ! Tiny and green and sit in the window, certainly not going anywhere, don’t worry about forgetting to water, this independent succulent doesn’t need you 🎍

ESFP Cherry blossoms, jaw dropping, people come from all around to see you bloom ! Truly the epitome of style and aesthetic 🌸

ESFJ Tulips in the family garden, watering cans and ladybugs, your friendly neighborhood hummingbird feeder ! Planted neatly in nice little rows 🌷

ENTP Venus fly trap. Very interesting, composed of personality and flesh dissolving acid. Goodbye bugs you are gone 🐞

ENTJ Ivy, confident and ever climbing, quite the aesthetic addition to the garden! Be warned though, for ivy can keep out weeds, but if not managed, can harm the trees as well 🌿

ENFP Cannabis, loved by many, knows just how to chill, truly a staple in the friend group ! As long as they’re kept grounded and in control, they’re all set for some fun🍁

ENFJ Money tree ! A loyal and giving plant, must be watered just right, and reminded to keep a little cash for themselves. A very lovely plant ! 💸

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Tag yourself: Terrible Forum Logic edition

If this is found without context…these are from bad forum descriptions of the types and should not be taken as actual evidence for any type.

INFJ

seeks meaningful emotional relationships (unlike anyone else)

more control over their mind than other types

seems extroverted, but just popular

INTJ

misanthropic and super proud of it

lacks morals but is loyal

has a plan

ENFJ

expresses a lot of feelings

doesn’t hold grudges

makes plans

ENTJ

has no manners

cannot be influenced by anything

sees people only as pawns

ISFJ

angry at change

cares about people

passive

ISTJ

obsessed with honor

no one can decide if they are sentimental or bury their feelings

similarly no one can decide if they’re resourceful or uncreative

ESFJ

bad at sarcasm

too annoying to be an introvert

unilaterally supports moral positions

ESTJ

can recall stuff from the past

scary

hates small talk

INFP

impulsive

good at solving puzzles

constantly in an existential crisis

INTP

goofy

unable to dominate socially

does not resent past wrongs

ENFP

good friend

caretaker if given the opportunity

laughs at things

ENTP

can write computer code

arrogant

likes people

ISFP

absent-minded

sensitive

a mystery apparently

ISTP

likes manliness

never cries

can fix things

ESFP

likes attention

not entrepreneurial

emotionally open

ESTP

wants to conquer the world’s social scene

likes material objects

uses insults to attack people

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mbti types as people I’ve met

entp:

probably invented multitasking

really awkward social butterfly

the kind of person that watches 10 series at the same fucking time

cute nerd

can be suprisingly stubborn

isfj:

either a hufflepuff or a slytherin

*has cheated on a test once and never did it again because they felt so bad about it* 

phlegmatic

so many gay ships

you know you fucked up when they’re really angry at you

estp:

the most chill person you’ll ever meet

looks flawless even when they’re not trying

“I am the best” - they’re goddamn right

softie on the inside

basically Tony Stark

infj:

pretty awkward for someone with auxiliary fe

kind of bitter and done with life

intense stare

they go from “nice to meet you” to “your parents were abusive which resulted in you having no confidence in your abilities” real fast

they have more secrets than I have daily thoughts about killing myself and that is impressive

intp:

more intelligent than most people give them credit for

actual sinnamon roll

you’re dead the second they start scheming against you

they secretly crave affection

likes to tease their friends

estj:

damn they really do like screaming at other people when they’re pissed

really good at telling stories

even better at organizing parties

genuinely wants to help you

don’t really give a fuck about rules

esfj:

pretty shy at first

have a hard time with reserved people

a bitch for gossip

respected by most people, even the ones who dislike them

stubborn as shit

entj:

it doesn’t matter what you’re good at, there’s always an entj who’s better at it

the mentor who doesn’t die

they will crush you if you cross a line

pretty laidback and chill actually

as stable as a rock

istj:

aren’t appreciated enough

they all have that secret inner Eddard Stark inside them

loyal to a fault

cinnamon roll

tough love

enfj:

charismatic af

they will tell you about their whole life in a subtle way even when though you did not ask

kind of clingy if they like you

loves going to parties

always perceptive about everyone but themselves

infp:

social justice warrior

kind of self destructive

full of love and hatred at the same time

they need to chill

“animals are better than people”

istp:

weird main character

probably smokes weed

that person who comes up with a plan that makes no sense whatsoever

I question their sanity every once in a while

deep and philosophical

isfp:

lowkey badass

probably artistic or good in sports

would probably punch you if you’re an asshole

Fi doms generally need to chill tbh

means well but handles stuff the wrong way sometimes

esfp:

can be so troublesome if unhealthy

”I will do what I want, mom!”

always played outside as a kid

probably feels like the world treated them the wrong way

kinda hot though?

intj:

aren’t interested in many things, but when they are, then they’re really passionate about it

world domination is an actual goal

“I don’t need to feel in order to understand”

they will judge you for every irrational thing you do

sighs about your stupidity, but helps you anyway

enfp:

argued with their teacher at least once

sassy and funny

don’t know what to do with their life

can lash out on their loved ones if hurt

good at making friends

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How to seduce the mbti types in 3 easy steps

ISFJ

invite them over to help you with whatever 

be understanding if they refuse, try again some other time

build up trust

ESFP

meet them at a party

get yourself wasted

tell them to watch you then do something super embarrassing

ISTP

“The american school system is whack”

Drive off into the night

Sarcasm is the language of true love

ISFP

become a hipster boy

take pictures around them with a vintage camera

serenade them with a ukelele

ENTJ

do something cooperative (ex. a videogame, escape the room)

let them assert dominance and micromanage you

enjoy it you kinky fuck

INFP

“Are you 42?”

“No I’m [insert age].”

“Really? Cause you’re my answer to my life, my universe, and my everything.”

ESFJ

love them

treasure them

don’t forget to get them a gift every mother’s day

ISTJ

suggest you make each other a daily schedule

make a to-do list and put only your name under it

congrats you just got a s/o and better time management

ESTP 

Say hello 

Compliment them 

And whoops you’re both naked already dear lord 

INFJ

find one

if you find one then fucking treasure their unicorn ass

always text back you ungrateful fuck

ESTJ

were you a nerd in high school? (ofc you are you’re reading about mbti)

did you get straight A’s? (if not, forge them)

invite them out to a fancy dinner and nonchalantly slide your report card across the table to them

ENFJ

Be a Good boy

Be a Bad boy

??? Be a half good half bad half boy ???

INTP

lean in

closer

sensually whisper into their ear the periodic table of elements song

ENFP

4 words; bring

Club Penguin

back

INTJ

handcuff them to you

this is the only way

tHIS IS THE ONLY WaY

ENTP

 accept the fact that they’ll wake you up at 3am to ask if you think frogs can ever love

take a deep breath and accept it

alright can I have your number

[introvertobviously]

INTJs and Execution.

Them: What now? INTJ: I’m more of an idea generator than an actual doer.

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INTJs have inferior Se; they have to eventually act out their plans, otherwise they get depressed, and despondent.

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INxJ thing – humor

“It’s not funny if it didn’t really happen”. – INFJ

“It’s not funny if it’s incorrect”. – INTJ

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Introverts from most introverted to least introverted

INTP ISTP INTJ INFP ISFP ISFJ ISTJ INFJ