UKRAINIAN PSYCHOLOGIST VICTOR GULENKO

INTP run. I'm lazy as fuck, so I probably won't update very often. Formerly known as keirseysucks. (Note: I'm not actually Ukrainian psychologist Victor Gulenko.)

[gulenkoland]

[mbtiandotherstuff]

MBTI types as anti-SJW blog descriptions

ENFJ:

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ENTJ:

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ESFJ:

ESFP:

ESTJ:

ESTP:

INFJ:

INFP:

INTJ:

INTP:

ISFJ:

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ISTJ:

ISTP:

[miridai]

[neverparted]

@kingxfmischief

[miracufic]

but everything changed when the fire puppy attacked

[angstycollegekid]

"37 Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest"

Accounting: selling your soul for money.

Aerospace Engineering: “it actually is rocket science.”

Anthropology: it’ll get you laid, but it won’t get you paid!

Archeology: if you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.

Art History: and you thought making art was pointless!

Astrophysics: “Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude…”

Biochemistry: spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.

Chemistry: where alcohol is a solution.

Communications: “we’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.”

Computer Engineering: tons of chicks, just not very many.

Computer Science (for a straight girl): the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Creative Writing: because job security is for pussies.

Criminal Justice: we’re here because of Law & Order reruns.

Dental Hygienist: “something to do until you get knocked up.”

Engineering: the art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.

English: so you want to be a teacher.

Film: forks on the left, knives on the right.

Finance: “accounting was too hard.”

Graphic Design: no, we’re not artists.  We’re designers; there’s a difference.

History: history may repeat itself, but you definitely will.

Information Technology: let me Google that for you.

Journalism: learn how to construct an argument that no one will listen to.

Latin: because useful is overrated.

Linguistics: studied 17 languages, fluent in none of them.

Marine Biology: “I wanted to play with dolphins, but I’m looking at algae instead.”

Music Performance: if you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.

Nursing: learning to save others’ lives while struggling not to take your own.

Philosophy: think about it.

Photography: it’s worth a shot.

Physics: “everything you learned last week was wrong.”

Political Science: your opinion is wrong

Pre-med: “I’ll probably switch majors in two years.”

Psychology: good luck doing anything until you get your Masters.

Speech Pathology: we have a way of making you talk.

Statistics: where everything’s made up, and numbers don’t matter.

Structural Engineering: because architects don’t know what physics is.

Zoology: because you can’t major in kittens.

[adhdenfp-deactivated20191028]

really funny coincidence, my uni friends whatsapp group is called “#gettingpaidgettinglaid”…. so yeahhhhhhhh

[gulenkoland]

I don’t understand the one for film, can someone please explain?

[edgierthanthou-deactivated20170]

are you a

“I splurged all my money and can’t pay taxes” sp-blind 

“I will do literally anything I’m dared” sp-blind

“I bragged about tax fraud on my blog” sp-blind

“I sent nudes to a stranger 10 years older than me” sp-blind

“I’m 20 and already lost my lisence” sp-blind

“I can’t hold down a job or commit to anything like a college degree” sp-blind

“I’m addicted to drugs” sp-blind

“I’m in jail” sp-blind

“I tell everyone my credit card number after 5 minutes of knowing them” sp-blind

“I can’t get out of bed because someone I thought would be nicer to me wasn’t” sp-blind

[edgierthanthou-deactivated20170]

Oh and I’d like to add

11. “I’ll be friends with anyone even a serial killer or pedophile” sp-blind

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12. “I take aesthetic photos during terrorist attacks” sp blind 13. “I don’t see why trading my kidney against a twix is a problem” sp blind 14. “I haven’t slept or ate in 4 days because I was busy talking to online friends” sp blind 15. “Everyone think I’m suicidal” sp blind 16. “Why are people safety oriented it’s boring” sp blind 17. “I have potentially deadly kinks” sp blind

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So blind version:

Are you a:

1. Edgy trenchcoat loner anime anti hero so blind? 2. I-will-ruin-my-reputation-to-save-my-honour and fight the press “Alexander Hamilton as played by Lin Manuel Miranda” so blind? 3. A I don’t care leave me alone so I can play skyrim and stop speaking to me so blind? 4. I do what I want, when I want, and neither you nor society can stop me so blind? 5. The Awkward ™ so blind? 6. The PURPOSELY awkward to make a point so blind? 7. The cloistered haughty ivory tower academic can-only-associate-with-intellectuals so blind? 8. A doing controversial things and being purposely contrarian for no real reason so blind? 9. A “we should all be anarcho libertarians” so blind? 10. A I only have myself to impress so blind? 11. A I’m better than everyone because I don’t follow The Herd ™ SO blind? 12. A I make fun of my SO variant friends to demonstrate how so blind I am so blind? 13. A sometimes I wish I wasn’t so blind but then I realize that idea was stupid so blind? 14. A I will attack everyone that comes within twenty feet of me that doesn’t have the Chosen Few Membership Card ™ SO blind? 15. A uses philosophy as an excuse to be an asshole to everyone so blind? 16. Are you Nietzsche?

[thisblogismadeforcomplaining]

Sx blind:

Are you a:

1. Falls in love every five minutes but only for five seconds sx-blind?

2. Gets in deep relationships and immediately tries to retreat from them sx-blind?

3. “Love is a social construct” sx-blind?

4. Friend: “what’s your brother’s birthday?” You: “Uh…Give me a min…uh…” sx-blind?

5. The chooses-your-dates-based-on-their-social-status sx-blind?

6. The lowkey hates their closest friends sx-blind?

7. The uses personal info about people you’re close to as gossip to make your acquaintances think you’re cool sx-blind?

8. The “it’s not my fault, it’s yours” sx-blind?

9. The feels empty inside™ sx-blind?

10. The I will definitely kill my bff if a zombie chases us sx-blind?

11. The secretly convinced you’d make a great assassin sx-blind?

12. The way overcompensates for your sx-blind-ness and gets a restraining order even though you’re convinced you did nothing wrong sx-blind?

13. The checks all your bf/gf’s text messages sx-blind?

[god-of-whi-ne-and-ti-ts]

what the fuck even is the sx blind version. are people actually like this? thats…thats dark.

it went from sketchy to terrible real fast

[might-be-trashy-insights]

For anyone wondering what the functions mean…

Ti - Thinking

Te - Thenkeng

Fe - Feeleng

Fi - Fiiling

Se - Senseng

Si - Sinsing

Ni - Intuition

Ne - Entueteon

Hope that’s cleared things up :)

[robotpoppa]

[hey-rogby]

I can’t fucking believe that excel aesthethic is a thing now

[doe-antlers-blog]

Follow for more soft corporate culture

[anormaux]

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[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[dat-soldier]

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

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lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

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[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[clavicusvilemoved]

liketheleaveschangeincolours

Remember when we made these.

[thecrimiinal-deactivated2016112]

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

[schmoopernatural-deactivated201]

omg the recipe

[simonalkenmayer]

Hell…why not make a whole dish of them and have a batch of cookies…

[leblacknoir]

For future ref when I can afford a microwave

[levynite]

*looks at greasy silicone mat, greasy baking sheet, bowls, spatulas and spoons, spills*

Yeah, cookie in a mug please.

[skeluigi]

[pulling-aggro]

God I love early comics, they just go against everything that modern comics are trying to do in the best ways

[scr33ncaps]

[mtndewbajablast]

new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.

[mtndewbajablast]

[gulenkoland]

Clown: ExFx

80s: ExTx

Cowboy: INxx

Goth: ISxx

[gulenkoland]

alternately:

[markgreenes]

buzzfeed unsolved + onion headlines

[mbti-notes]

Why is it that Jung's typology isn't taken seriously among psychologists?

If you want to be entrusted with the authority and responsibility of treating people’s mental and emotional issues, you sure as shit better know what the fuck you’re doing. The history of psychology is littered with real-life horror stories about psychologists/psychiatrists who have irrevocably harmed people through questionable or downright immoral ideas/methods. With such a checkered background, it is understandable that, as a field, psychology would want to err on the side of empirical research in order to preserve credibility in the public’s eyes. Therefore, there is, on the whole, a “bias” towards quantitative methods and research, to find treatments that are proven efficacious and supported by scientific evidence. Jung is often relegated to a historical footnote because his ideas are not amenable to scientific research as he was more philosopher than scientist (but this doesn’t mean there isn’t any truth in what he said). There are still institutes around the world that train professionals in psychoanalysis but they focus on Jungian therapeutic techniques, not typology. His ideas on personality have influenced many scholars, so you can see his influence today if you look closely enough. Anyone who has tried to research type on the internet has probably encountered competing/contradictory claims or beginners who claim to know the truth about mbti because they learned from other amateurs. Type theory is not easy to understand, it is far too open to interpretation and misinterpretation, it is not something that can be distilled into a neat and tidy treatment for particular mental disorders, it is not useful if you don’t understand how to apply the ideas properly to real people, and there are few authorities on the subject who have put in the time to properly research, develop, and communicate the ideas. Why would any professional who wants to be effective in helping people waste time on something like this when there are better methods that have been proven effective on a larger scale? Why would anyone seeking help want to trust a professional who uses poorly researched ideas/methods? The people who are interested in type theory often do not share the same goals as the psychology profession at large.

[gulenkoland]

to me this just indicates that there needs to be more scientific research on the subject, if typology is indeed valid then it can be proven with enough research

[thesatiremonster]

[greenekangaroo]

I came here to have a good meme and I am feeling SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW IM- 

[gulenkoland]

Ne

[we-kant-even]

[gulenkoland]

pls give a tl;dr on how aristotle is a jock?