you wanna get some fruit salad, bro?

Lena. 30+. gender and i are not on speaking terms. please do not follow me if you are under 18.

[geronerunerune]

i like them just a little bit

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[intobarbarians]

what is even the point of writing a redemption story when the twist is “he was under a curse and couldn’t control himself”…

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuinely almost choked laughing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

average fetish after re-education:

[night-the-starfish]

Fish out of water, gouache and markers on paper.

[intobarbarians]

i should be allowed to go home early for kitty cat reasons

kitty cat cuddling reasons

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[boitedecrayons]

Workout!

[intobarbarians]

it saddens me how most GL with graphic sex that i’ve found is so much shorter than just about every BL

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[intobarbarians]

everything about [WORK PROCESS I WAS NEVER TRAINED TO DO BUT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY] sucks so much ass

[parkchanwoohoo]

[yorhaw]

[sniperyaoi]

expectations were just too high maybe

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[intobarbarians]

maybe i’m too Feminist to read harem intrigue, but no matter how awful their schemes i always feel bad for these women. ladies, you must unionize at once!

[rodument]

Two absolutely normal guys