Not quite itsy-bitsy, dear.

Just a small-planet girl in a big wide universe. Watch your step. ((Roleplay blog for an OC Jorogumo, a spider-demon. And occasionally the young girl who acts as her assistant/servant/surrogate daughter. Will tag for triggers, porn and spiders, but will NOT always have such under a readmore. Update your Savior blacklist and tread wisely.))

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intomyparlor replied to your post:Oh. She is still alive.

As if you could be so lucky.

Jo. What a surprise to see you still on earth. Can’t imagine it’s easy for you to keep a low profile here.

[intomyparlor]

It’s not so bad. I just eat anyone who tries to make it an issue.

I thought you weren’t coming back for a while there.

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Neither did I to be honest.

Things were very hairy there. Wandered around a doomed land trying to remember who I was, playing a kind of hero role.

Then Gabriel found me, I realized I did not care what happened to the horrid place, and here we are.

Dare I ask what you’ve been up to?

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Goody for you.

I've been well enough. Working on getting off of this rock, but it's slow going. Oh, you should know that cute little agency finally ate itself.

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intomyparlor replied to your post:Oh. She is still alive.

As if you could be so lucky.

Jo. What a surprise to see you still on earth. Can’t imagine it’s easy for you to keep a low profile here.

[intomyparlor]

It's not so bad. I just eat anyone who tries to make it an issue.

I thought you weren't coming back for a while there.

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ask my muse about their relationships.

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Hm.

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intomyparlor started following you

[Creepy stare]

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*She recoils.* Oh, disgusting.

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[That’s just… He wasn’t ever insulted. He took it as an opinion, but one that baffled him.]

"…Why?"

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Her lip curls. "For some reason your species obsesses over you filthy little fleshbags. I have no such sympathy." She turns a little. "Get it out of here, before it contaminates something."

A small child, perhaps eight years old, peeks out from behind one of Jo's legs. At her word she trots forward, slipping between the bars to crouch before the baby. "You better come with me."

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intomyparlor started following you

[Creepy stare]

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*She recoils.* Oh, disgusting.

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irredeemableandidiotic started following you

What do you want.

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You’ve been really quiet and I’m suppossed to see how you’re doing.

[intomyparlor]

Bored to the point of insanity. Also hungry. Are you dinner?

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i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry

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irredeemableandidiotic started following you

What do you want.

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6000000percentdone replied to your post: If you’re reading this there’s a 100% chance that...

Thanks.

Anytime.

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If you're reading this there's a 100% chance that I am judging you.