Soul Burn - Submitted by fastman27
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YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Mike Driver

Origami Around
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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⣠Chile in a Photography ā£
will byers stan first human second
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

bliss lane

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NASA
Today's Document
we're not kids anymore.
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Soul Burn - Submitted by fastman27
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Blaidd - Elden Ring šŗš”ļø
Alcohol tastes better when youāre underage because the secret ingredient is crime.
Wholesome friendship
UH
Did anyone forget about me?
LolprobablyIāvehaveissues.
Iām back on gaia tho~
Lol
Higuys.
Well hi.
I fucking died again. Work was a bit hectic. I started going back to school. Finally a college student. COUGHCOUGH. I'm doing it. I'm gunna fix myself one way or another.
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Youāre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnāt scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters⦠I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteās bed. Across the room underneath Danielās crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. āIām not afraid of you monster!ā She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and⦠She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. āMove. Over!ā Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnāt afraid of any of my monsters; sheās afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. āWhat theā¦ā I cut Francisās next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. āIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.ā I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. āIāll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.ā Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit Iām gonna cry thatās beautiful.
lets not forget this gem
cant believe weāre leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgotĀ
and
ok but
and
hmmm and perhaps
and these ones too
Iām not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⦠I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
weāve reached the ultimatum
ITāS BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER
I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin
Yuri!!! on Ice (ć¦ć¼ćŖ!!! on ICE)
Victor and Yuri take it easy while Yurio has his game face on in this awesome PASH! Magazine (Amazon US | Japan) poster, illustrated as the cover art for the December issue by character designer Tadashi Hiramatsu (å¹³ę¾ē¦å²).
me: uses my sleeping kittenās paw to navigate my smartphone
he woke up and retrieved his paw
you Used him
heās on the bed and he wonāt come near me
youve betrayed his trustā¦ā¦ā¦he Knows
good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs
second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition
their cause is gaining numbers
this is a revolution
i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly
we areā¦.defeated.
you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog
listen i know that presidents canāt do a third term but maybe if we ask nicely
listen i know that presidents canāt fucking do a third term but maybe if we forcibly glue obama to the white house