didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
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didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all
Me: *remembers that I’m gay*
Me: lol nice
my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character
free lil cuh
he out🙏🏽
My cat has ice cream prescience.
I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.
When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.
But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.
But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.
Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.
But what if it’s not my Ice Cream Groove… what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?
There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I’m actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then I’ll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.
I DID IT!
I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.
My cat didn’t even notice. She didn’t smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.
I am free.
What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?
I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?
hey op your cat is psychic
everyone needs to slowwww down and look at a fucking tree
when u at the beach
after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity
My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK
Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that
Julien Baker: Sad Songs That Whisper and Howl
turn the jets on for him !!!
yeah let him have some bubbles
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
kathryn hahn being absolutely smitten by rachel weisz while the carol opening score plays in the background