Come And Watch A Curtain Rise

I am the preeminent Emma of my time.

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

[kiwipeel]

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

[shibafro]

girl with shaved head: hot

dude with shaved head: crash test dummy

[kholexcx]

girls will project when giving advice and then be like. "I'm the mom friend."

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

[catwithbenefits]

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut

[thatshapeami]

[klaushargreeveses]

This isn’t right… This must be a dream!

[fuinle-archive-deactivated20210]

me: sees two people on a motorcycle, the person sitting in the back holding on to the driver so they dont fall to their literal death

me: oh… intimacy

[singlehair]

[lesbiantiana]

yes i’m an artist. yes i don’t know how to draw. we exist

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[glacierlakes]

25-40 yr old white guys with big beards are either pro-military right wing douchebags or microbrew hipster douchebags and the only difference is what kind of glasses theyre wearing

[glacierlakes]

[tentacleteapot]

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

[biologust]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before