My Ramblings

36 | Arkansas. Historian/costumer masquerading as an attorney. I make many crafts, all competent but none exceptional. Usually into one sport and it's currently hockey. Tolkien, Star Wars, D&D/Pathfinder, Bethesda, Bioware, Chris Evans, text posts, and history jokes.

[conspiracydawg]

brooding is a really funny word actually. hatching my eggs of discontent

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[nicijones]

Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

[liesmyth]

#it’s called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics

[thememedaddy]

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[heavensickness]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[maswartz]

Don't leave this in the tags.

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[skunkbear]

This is one slice of an incredible high resolution, enhanced color image of Pluto, recently released by NASA. You can see the full, larger version here. 

Credit: NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI

[readysetjo]

This post is a zombie. 🧟‍♀️ Pick one of the answers to see if you were bit or not. (There are 5 bite results out of 12 under the cut.) Best of luck. My deadeye is awaiting to meet any infected at the entrance of camp.

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

A. Zombie bit you! 🧟

B. Safe

C. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

D. Safe

E. Safe

F. Safe

G. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

H. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

I. Safe

J. Safe

K. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

L. Safe

[intyaleglorfindeliel]

old roomie's mentor wrote memoirs. roomie wants to bookbind the memoirs for mentor. roomie told mentor "it's okay, my friend is really into bookbinding and can help!"

i am the friend.

i have never done bookbinding.

roomie knows this.

roomie told me yesterday and was like "i didn't want her to feel bad! but i know you CAN get into it!"

so i have spent $$ on bookbinding supplies and am frantically formatting and printing off fanfics like there is no tomorrow.

i will learn.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's supposed to rain in a couple days

oh great. like everywhere or

[fairycosmos]

whats the fixation with that radioactive song lately?

msaybe U just dont get it because you never breathed in the chemicals

[fairycosmos]

bros never woken up to ash and dust

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother