#class in session

[simply-a-professor]

Ahem, because apparently we never actually got divorced

@imnotmyst @therealquicksilver @theincrediblenightcrawlerr @bobby-icy-drake @vines-and-ghosts @scottsummers-xmen @hankmccoyhere @thebesttelepath @xaviers-student-union @nottheoneurelookingfkr and anyone else!

[inventedbymelvin]

Continued from X | @artfulprankster​

Melvin clumsily caught the bag and looked somewhat pleased. “Th-thanks.” He noticed the space made and the robot plushies, and crumbs, though he had much worse fall on his own bedroom floor. The dolphins didn’t go unnoticed either, and it was a bit comforting. 

“I will say this once, I am more upset with the fact mother surprised me with this because I would have appreciated some time to prepare. You are tolerable to bunk with, as evident by our camping experience.” The boy’s tone was a bit hesitant, not quite sure how to react. His attention was piqued though. 

“Games you say? What kind? If pizza is going to be our dinner, mother should’ve given yours a list of what I can have. She’s a bit....careful.” Taking a few orange candies, he chewed in thought. “I have an option or two, just in case” a few dvds were being pulled out of his backpack.

[xnxthinglastsfxrever]

Class in Session  || Closed RP

@wayward-roleplays​ for Julie 

This year school year is a shit show, from paying almost thirty grand a year just to take four classes and now it's via online due to a virus going on. People keeping their distance and most business is closed, people out of a job and yet the students have to continue their education somehow. LOGIC Natasha just needed two more years to finish her medical program and she would be off to do her residency, but that's on hold for the moment as she a bit behind in one of her classes. Bio-Chem.

She was in Bio-chem general chat, a chat for the students to ask each other for help or just to socialize. She's not the one to ask for help since she likes to do everything herself. In this situation, she can't afford to get a B plus in the class. She needed an A plus to stay on honor roll. So there she was, in her living room sitting on the couch, looking at her laptop on the screen with messages popping up from the chat.

The redhead started to type in the box, she clear it out and type something else. There was a pause before she tap on the enter button her keyboard.

Would anyone like to help me on last week homework?

[pynkhues]

If Beth had taken the keys to the kingdom. What do you think would have changed? And what was the keys for btw? She would have access to...?

That’s an interesting question, anon! 

Honestly, I don’t think a lot? I think perhaps they would’ve collaborated a bit more on a new scheme as opposed to Beth creating the Boland Motors operation on her own and Rio strongarming his way in? I think perhaps he would’ve been a bit more open to teaching her and talking to her and talking her through ideas, and that perhaps they might’ve settled on something together that was more mutually beneficial. 

But at the end of the day, I think the keys to the kingdom on their own were a lie. I think Rio enjoyed her in his world and in his life, enjoyed the games they played, and knew what she wanted (power, control, autonomy) and dangled it in front of her to keep her playing after she was clearly shaken and exhausted by 'killing’ Boomer.

In other words, I think that him offering her the keys to the kingdom was the bait dangling at the end of his hook, and once he had her, he had her, and he knew it. 

[snakebiteprofessor]

“This is basically what it’s like walking into my classroom in the morning after the kids get there first”

“Every”

“Single”

“Time”

[11thgrademathteacher]

In which I overanalyse a simple game

Fact: The notebook questions have simple (single digits) addition/subtraction [1st/2nd grade], multiplication (in the unsolvable questions) [3rd grade], PEMDAS (in the unsolvable questions) [6th grade], and negative numbers [9th grade]

Conclusion: The concept of grades doesn’t apply to Baldi’s schoolhouse

Fact: It’s Baldi’s schoolhouse Fact: The Principal of the Thing doesn’t know what a hall is (will send a student to detention for running in the cafeteria; ‘No entering “School Faculty Only” rooms in the halls’) Fact: Baldi chasing down and threatening a student does not violate the ‘no bullying’ rule

Conclusion: Principal of the Thing hasn’t the capacity to think critically and therefore cannot come up with rules; he merely enforces rules that are already in place. The rules are actually created by Baldi.

Fact: Filename2 directly addresses the player rather than the character being controlled by the character Fact: The story says you are going back to the school, meaning that ‘you’ are a student there Fact: Baldi introduces himself to you, yet ‘you’ are already a student, implying that Baldi knows that the character is being controlled by someone external (not that it stops him from punishing the character for what the player does) Fact: The other characters show no signs of knowing anything beyond their one purpose

Conclusion: Filename2 and Baldi are the only sapient beings in this game, though Baldi is better at ‘blending in’

[rascalentertainments]

When you realize it's time to go back to school 🌅📏💻📚

[simply-a-professor]

@therealquicksilver @theincrediblenightcrawlerr

I’m sorry I just felt like this fit