tell me your life story

always down for a good game of magic. i play edh mostly kinda getting into modern, league vet of 6 years and running, uh. yeah, dude.

[lilbluewiccan]

[lilbluewiccan]

[lupin420]

ready to get his lunch money stolen

ready to go mug team rocket at gunpoint

[kaitokaze]

[russiansandgod]

[stripesandco-deactivated2021122]

[like-crazy-cakes]

[baldyking]

[zombies-with-radios]

“A familiar (or familiar spirit or familiar animal) is an animal-shaped spirit or minor demon believed to serve a witch or magician as domestic servant, spy and companion, in addition to helping to bewitch enemies or to divine information.”

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[inverteroftruth-blog]

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[foxy-sierra]

Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.

[lolfactory]

My cat thought she was going to have fun time in the bucket

funny tumblr [via imgur]

[catbountry]

[blackcatkin]

bETRAYED

[xanthas927]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“HOW COULD YOU TRICK ME LIKE THIS”

[dragonlikecats-deactivated20181]

How I imagine Americans to make food.

[pblalime]

@tailless-whale is this true?

[dogboypawjob]

can confirm this is exactly how I make food

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Same

[gemstonechronologist]

SHIT! I’m all outta gun, I need to run to the store at some point to restock.

[dragongirlteeth]

While you’re there don’t forget to pick up some extra FREEDOM

[gemstonechronologist]

I don’t think my store carries that. Something about it a fuckin’ “specialty” item…I don’t even know. It’s Delaware, they’re special…..maybe I can go to the farmer’s market?

[purplespaladin]

… You live in DE?

… no bodies lives in DE…

(I used to live in DE)

[gemstonechronologist]

NOBODY LIVES IN DELAWARE …. it’s a valley of allergies that tricks people into living there with promises of tax free shopping.

[dededeman]

[rubiline-deactivated20210204]

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

[newyorksjojo]

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

[carudamon119]

[dragoncuspid]

why he do dat

[sambvckys-deactivated20170205]

@friendbow

[aurelinsol]

“They are merely dust.”

Ashen Lord Aurelion Sol

[bethaliceart]

ANNIHILATE