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route 217 SINNOH. print now in my shop ^_^

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

nolaplantdaddy

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

noegrets

rosslynpaladin

90% of being good at ANYTHING

is the ability to not quit when you're not instantly good at it. And the ability to be BAD at something where other people might SEE.

Talent counts for jack all if you're attacking yourself the moment you start for not being perfect and then quitting to punish yourself.

dragosballz

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

inertial-reel

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

kla1991

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

predishthefish

scramratz

tlirsgender

Shocking number of people doing all kinds of shit the hard way for no reason and just complaining about it instead of, like... wearing dish gloves so you don't have to touch the gross wet food textures. As an example but you will notice this literally everywhere especially with disability accommodations but genuinely everything

tlirsgender

Other cases of "wearing the dish gloves":

Using mobility aids

Taking your meds, including otc painkillers

Headphones/sunglasses/etc for sensory issues

And many many many more

derinthescarletpescatarian

The one thing more exhausting than the saturation of AI videos is randos in the comments confidently and very incorrectly calling any video they see AI because they don't understand how shadows work or that a real human can make the same gesture more than once. Sorry but some people are still using cameras, which still exist, to film themselves and the world around them. The only thing lazier than faking stuff with AI is making these incorrect accusations without doing any investigation at all.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#flashing back to the person who confidently claimed failbetter were using ai for Mandrake art#because the accuser did not understand concepts like 'perspective' or 'shadows' or 'not being straight-on to the camera'

And they were very directly accusatory and when everyone corrected them and got mad at them for trying to destroy the name of a very anti-ai company based on nothing, they were like "I didn't ACCUSE them I was just ASKING QUESTIONS" (they very much accused them), and tried to make out like people correcting them was so mean and unfair.

nyabbycat

ntrlily

i think video game piracy is fine

ntrlily

like even if you just didn't want to pay for the game that's fine

studentofetherium

sometimes i download things i have no interest in just to feel the thrill of internet piracy

ntrlily

i feel vaguely neutral to positive about this

tpwrtrmnky

"Your body knows whether it has this organ or not" okay so

what is the function of hormones in the body

what does the body "think" if you introduce the hormone that's produced by a specific organ in amounts that would indicate that you have the organ

tpwrtrmnky

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

tpwrtrmnky

Like to be quite honest I don't think my body is smart enough to understand that there's no uterus in here while I'm actively flooding my bloodstream with the "you have a uterus" signalling molecules.

Asserting that it somehow "knows" without providing a mechanism for how that information is communicated, simply because there ought to be a way that it does, is what's known as "magical thinking."

conquered-gnomes

This movie has some of the best character designs I’ve ever seen for like. A modern day live-action movie.

The strong silhouettes. The color theming. I love how it fits the movie’s time period of being modern day with older aesthetics. I ESPECIALLY love yo-yos outfit. This movie is fucking fantastic.

shamebats

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

lemonheadart

TIME TIME TIME TIIIIIIIME

Remember how I said that I had to redraw Sky five times?..

Well, this handsome man here had NINE concepts. NINE. That's like- all of the Links together!! And I'm only talking about the Old Man one, I haven't even touched the OoT Adult Link yet (I'm waiting to see him in the remake teehee)

Once again, huge thanks to @notahorseiswear for the idea of combining two styles of armor. Absolutely genius. It was still hard to adapt his full suit of armor in the universe where those don't appear much, but at least I had something to work with

Notes on the design:

Generally it does combine styles of two nations (water and fire). But factually, eeeeeh

That loose cloth underneath the armor comes from the Fierce Deity design that I haven't finished yet, but already have an overall image in my mind. The markings are also from Fierce Deity, they are a combination of the marks on the Painted Lady and marks of the Water Tribe (mark of the brave and mark of the wise specifically)

Fierce Deity is a Moon Spirit that he temporarily merged with during his second adventure. That is also when and why he got the markings. He got the scar much later

There are more marks on that half of his body, and the other half appears when he enters the Avatar state

The hairpin is actually a half of a hairpin. Malon has the other one

The kid design is unchanged except for the arm wrappings, there's only one now. There is a reason, but I am still playing with it so i might change it back

My stupid ass drew his scar on the wrong side because I'd been intensely staring at a picture of Zuko (as a hair reference) the entire time. It doesn't have anything to do with the design but I thought it was funny