I'm aiming for eroticism but I'll settle for chaos

I'm Drake! He/Him/His pronouns "A mountain lives in mortal fear of its deer." - Aldo Leopold

[jordidoesdrawing]

more Pokémon Art 👀👀 this time it’s Wurmple 🥹🥹

[reginasphalanges]

PARKS AND RECREATION 4.03 Born & Raised

[gotchibam]

Flareon ko-fi doodle for VoiceofKravetz! 🧡

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[oddthesungod]

do you dream of winter?

[wonderarium]

playing around

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[frightfullytreeish]

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[samreich]

working as designed i'm afraid

[b-beams]

last night I had a dream that we all used skull emoji 💀 to mean ‘literally’ due to the obvious etymology (‘literally’ -> ‘litch’ for short -> ‘lich’(undead skeleton looking guy) -> no full skeleton emoji -> the skull 💀)

[argillaforma]

yeah yeah ilya is a big strong russian man who can break your skull on and off the ice but don’t forget that man is also a Diva™️ he is using eight different hair products and he has shit talking sessions with svetlana while cuntily smoking cigarettes and he clocks everybody’s tea and he loves ugly designer clothes and his hips sway like a pendulum when he walks and if there’s one thing he’s gonna do it’s be dramatic about it

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]

[suppermariobroth]

The 2001 official Nintendo of America site for Luigi's Mansion contained a book called "History of Luigi", summarizing some of his past game appearances in a humorous manner.

Note the various references such as e.g. mentions of the Simpsons cartoon series or the author being called "J.R.R. Spookien", a parody of Lord of the Rings author J.R.R. Tolkien.

Source: speleogeist

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[krossan]

[amiya-shirou]

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist