The Band of Invincible Idiots

[invincible-idiots]

Is zero a single digit number?

Player question to DM

[invincible-idiots]

Game over! next tuesday at 630 UTC-6 for game!

Game 2!

The Idiots continue to go through the testing rooms of the Diver’s Relic Aquisition Inc. Or DRA-Inc for short!

lets see if they fuck up. :D

pick not related.

https://picarto.tv/Boiler3

[lair-master]

Frosty’s Old Silk Hat

A magic item for Dungeons & Dragons fifth edition. 

Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement) While attuned to this hat, you can spend 1 hour building a snowman. The time you must spend is halved for each creature that helps you build the snowman, to a minimum of 15 minutes. You must have access to snow, two sticks, a broom, a carrot, a corncob pipe, one button, and two lumps of coal with which to build it. Once built, you can place the hat on its head to awaken the snowman. This effect lasts until the hat is removed, which causes the snowman to revert to its inanimate form. Curse. This hat is cursed, and becoming attuned to it extends the curse to you. Each time you awaken a snowman, there is a cumulative 25 percent chance that the snowman will immediately begin to dance and sing a song in Draconic. This song heralds the coming of “the Snow Miser”. When the snowman finishes its third consecutive turn of the dance, an ancient white dragon appears in an unoccupied spot within 30 feet of it and demands you return its hat. If you refuse, the dragon attacks you and anyone who helped build the snowman for as long as you remain cursed. The curse is broken only once the dragon dies or the hat is returned. Upon the hat’s return, the dragon places it on the snowman’s head, the snowman mounts the dragon, and they fly off together back to the dragon’s lair.

[the-right-writing]

Things you should know about each of your characters

These are what I would consider to be the most basic, bare-bones questions of character creation.

What would completely break your character?

What was the best thing in your character’s life?

What was the worst thing in your character’s life?

What seemingly insignificant memories stuck with your character?

Does your character work so that they can support their hobbies or use their hobbies as a way of filling up the time they aren’t working?

What is your character reluctant to tell people?

How does your character feel about sex?

How many friends does your character have?

How many friends does your character want?

What would your character make a scene in public about?

What would your character give their life for?

What are your character’s major flaws?

What does your character pretend or try to care about?

How does the image your character tries to project differ from the image they actually project?

What is your character afraid of?

What is something most people in your setting do that your character things is dumb?

Where would your character fall on a politeness/rudeness scale?

[probablycatrpgideas]

@probablywriterrpgideas ask this to all your pcs

[probablywriterrpgideas]

Very good ideas! Thanks for the tag, Cat

[probablygoodrpgideas]

This is really great

[invincible-idiots]

crickets are actually very efficient food sources in real life and here, so they farm them, but biiig varients. most meals come in cricket protein flour, with the actual crickets themselves being a rare treat. that being said most of hte traditional quisines are like breads or solid baked edibles, having few spices they utilize presentation for their meals more than flavour.

also.. they ranch by using grabby claws like you get in dollar stors..just on a long pole. also the sound must be aweful.

[invincible-idiots]

first answer to this question is from a mountain kobold (Fizzik) “to be recognized by your peers as exemplary.” that about sums up mountain kobolds. fit in line, and be above an beyond.

[invincible-idiots]

***adding more over time when I figure out this stupid program and how to add text (Krita)

Sea kobold tongues work kinda like orca tongues, or general sea mammalish type. they’re broad unlike the other kobolds as their tongues arn’t used as often for similar reasons. Sea kobolds catch prey with tools first. but naturally they’re teeth are built to latch onto fish and the like, also used for shredding them to easily swallowed chunks. Squids being their favorite food, not for flavour, but because its a fight to eat one without it strangling your head. But crustacean are their favorite for taste.

p.s. No. use the bloody image response button.>:|

p.p.s. about four to five people have their blogs attached to this tumblr so not everyone wants to have random mail...I would, but thats me.jabbers.

[invincible-idiots]

Fun for the fans who actually pay attention!

Ask an Amalthian Kobold anything!

you get to ask a kobold from one of the three races from the old game  questions.

Choices are Mountain, Prarie or sea kobold and i’ll try and doodle a response...lazily.

[omegaozone]

The MLP animation I’ve been working on over the few past months is finally complete! Please enjoy the wacky tabletop roleplaying antics of Twilight and the gang in RolePonies!

YouTube | Twitter | Patreon

[invincible-idiots]

Movie Night banners

[to-write-my-book-deactivated201]

Super easy world creator!

I was looking for an easy map creator that makes beautiful maps for a while now to make a visually stunning map to go along with my book. And now, after such a long search i have finally found one that suits my needs! Because i like it so much, i thought i’d share it with you guys! Just go to inkarnate.com and start creating! I have to warn you though, it is still in beta so a lot still needs to be added, but already it looks great and is easy to use!

I mean just look how beautiful some of these maps are!

And it is so much fun too! Someone even created a game of thrones map that is simply amazing!

So check it out and start creating your visual aid for your story. I promise you, it really is super easy and you will make one in no time!

You can find the site here: inkarnate

[gravehelm-deactivated20190202]

@noc-tua

[beatrizklotz]

Reblogging for the lore folk

[okolnir]

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

[invincible-idiots]

Added some future for grins.

[kingsport-yellow-blog]

A slapdash doodle of the character I whipped up for Jab’s Hc Svnt Dracones game.

[invincible-idiots]

for the Cuthulu game.

[justsomecynic]

I’m a very lazy person. I know my characters well, but every time I try to fill out a proper character sheet, I either get distracted or simply never finish them.

SO!

I made this! A silly, simple character sheet in which you only have to check boxes to get to know your dear puppet character. Use to your heart’s content, and if you’re going to repost, please credit! Enjoy~

PDF/Printable version on Google Drive

[justsomecynic]

From the makers of the no-effort character checklist, I bring to you… The no-effort complete character sheet for lazy writers like you and me™! 

Because the extra effort I put in staying up until 3 am to do put this together can save us all a lot of effort filling out longer character sheets ^^

You’re supposed to print it out and fold it in half to make a little booklet but you can save ink and do it on your computer :P

Link to PDF on google drive (fixed typo)

[mlp-merch]

An official tabletop MLP RPG game is coming this year, released by River Horse who partnered up with Hasbro. More info: http://www.mlpmerch.com/2016/03/tabletop-my-little-pony-rpg-coming.html