*untitled*

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[colette2018-deactivated20180214]

you: braid my hair and call me pretty 

me:

[tikkety-tok]

[deadeyesopened]

[dovv]

[lyingfigure]

america:

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[wereralph]

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[spageddy]

therapists don’t want to tell you this, but the best thing you can do for your mental health is to be a hater

[crimsonblazw]

Lmao who's juvenile ass wrote this

[spageddy]

yes that’s it! keep it up!

[porterr-robinson]

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[svere-online]

[ruinedchildhood]

they need a show together

[sandandglass]

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA