this is the part where I say something witty

I'm not that witty (25yo)

[legionofpotatoes]

Grace Rocky save stars.

[stickers etc]

[jolirenard]

Sant Jordi! 

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[rosefinchie]

yeah actually this was a very literal piece of vent art bc i got a notification about cheese recalls while making dinner :') might as well add the info since i didnt expect so many people to share my doodle

Nationwide Cheese Recall Carries Risk Of Death—Here's What To Know

A Class I upgrade means this one deserves your full attention.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[capacity2]

Why are people in the notes confused about other people agreeing with her… do we not exaggerate stories and emotional reactions 24/7 like not to be the jlaw warrior this week but I know yall know better. Also yeah dog owners will have the craziest dogs on earth and let them chase any child it sees like that’s not the most traumatizing thing in the world u people have no idea what being chased up a tree and a dumpster by a pit bull several times does to a child yes this is person to me lock your damn mangy BEASTS up

[fuckyoubaker]

FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME

[kitkatpancakestack]

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

[peter-aaa-deactivated20260316]

[rexomi]

Solas staring in at the Fade through the Veil

[theehorsepusssy]

[brittlebones-billy]

insane fucking cyberware augment just dropped oh my god

imagine a handyman type character with these for their teeth and they just pull out a tooth when they use their screwdriver

[kbsd]

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

[catboybiologist]

"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"

[catboybiologist]

The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao

[catboybiologist]

"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW

[kaiasky]

the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."

[lumsel]

#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up

[boomerdacat]

With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men

[gaycodedvillainy]

For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it

[knitmeapony]

But can I have sex with older men there

[knitmeapony]

I am never leaving this site

[sverate]

[clonerightsagenda]

The hivemind: Oh we're not any sort of external intelligence hijacking people's minds! We're just all of humanity collectively at peace with each other :)

Me watching 'all of humanity' show no particular interest in mourning practices, religion, or other cultural markers:

[kvetchlandia]

Robert Doisneau Be-bop en cave, Théâtre du Vieux-Colombier, Paris 1951

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[scavengedluxury]

Ballet dancers on the roof terrace of the Opera House, 1955. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive. 

[seekingstars]

From “The Creative Act - A Way of Being” - Rick Rubin