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megan • 23 • exeter bones. anthropology. books. deep roots are not reached by the frost

[townsvillain-deactivated2013121]

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

i always look sleep deprived is that hot

[confirmance]

girls: exist

me: god..... i have to lie dow....n .. . thank u for blessing this earth,, , with such beauty

[stuft]

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

[simkaswriting]

Kylo Ren: Darth Vader I will finish what you started.

Anakin’s Ghost: Destroy all sand.

Kylo Ren: What

Anakin’s Ghost: Get rid of it.

Kylo Ren:

Anakin’s Ghost: All of it.

Anakin’s Ghost: Now.

[loveage-moondream]

[elisabethdarcys]

Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don’t you think?

[tartts]

in this house we love, cherish, respect, and use the oxford comma

[tranquilihty]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[talkgentlytome]

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[invitinglittlething]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[spookyoubliette]

[stachionalgeographic]

myspace but pronounced like versace