ione

Lover of my starwife and Bruce Wayne. They/she 21 BATCEST DNI!

[ionebat]

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[ionebat]

Whispers does anyone here fuck with Jim Gordon x Bruce

[imsorrybruce]

The argument that Bruce doesn't care about Crime Alley is especially funny coming from Jason fans. Like guys. Bruce literally met Jason in Crime Alley while he was patroling there

[ionebat]

And the reasoning for it is always so funny and hilariously inaccurate like wdym “Bruce avoids crime alley cause of his trauma associated with it🥺” HAVE YOU EVER MET THE GUY??? MR MASOCHIST WHO USED TO DO DAILY SIMULATIONS OF HIS SONS DEATH JUST TO FIGURE OUT IF THERE WAS ANYTHING HE COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY TO SAVE HIM?? THAT GUY??? Like if you knew the most basic entry level things about him you wouldn’t say that shit

[ionebat]

Fanon fans will post hcs/fics like “Tim discovers that Talia intentionally moved next to him when he was a child and the EVIL freshly fertilised egg in Talia’s womb that will develop into Damian was actually the reason why his parents suddenly started to HATE him and USE him as a DARTBOARD cause despite being rich they’re too CHEAP… he gets thrown into a SEWER when Damian develops into a proper embryo…” and then swear on their mothers life that they’re not racist

[ionebat]

Absolutely fine until I remember that in Batman: Arkham knight during the joker infected mission if you try to run past the first Jason hallucination and open the door to the joker infected, Bruce will say “I can’t leave Jason” in the most devastating tone of voice you have ever heard

[ionebat]

I see your “reading Batmans entire comic catalogue is a near impossible task that would need decades of consistent reading to be achieved” and I raise you this: what if I wanna know everything to know about Batman right now

[ionebat]

I fear it’s very beneficial for the people around Bruce Wayne to keep him as far away from inhibition lowering/truth serums as humanly possible cause if that man said a FRACTION of the depressing and self deprecating stuff he thinks about 24/7 out loud EVERYBODY is developing a drinking problem

[ionebat]

Trying to talk about the Arkham games as a woman on Twitter is absolute hell on earth you’ll have 35 year old men being so condescending to you and u ask them to explain and they’re proud over the fact that they know Batman… is stoic… until he absolutely can’t anymore…. THATS NOT EVEN AN INTERPRETATION!!! THATS LITERALLY THE MOST BASIC SURFACE LEVEL, BATMAN 101 OBSERVATION EVER!!! “You’re sooo close to getting it” ARE YOU SERIOUS!!

[ionebat]

Hi I’m Ione and I’m not new to comics or tumblr but I am new to this account so if you love Bruce Wayne, Martian Manhunter or Wonder Woman let’s be mutuals <3!