sweet nothing

Anna, Australia. I like music, movies, musical theatre, stories, history, art, and dancing. I try to avoid knee-jerk negativity. Check out +info for what I post.

[hashtagloveloses]

everyone’s been bringing up the Chriscourse again, so i decided to set everyone straight

[blvckwidow]

Holy fuck this is amazing

[theroseandthebeast]

#it all makes so much sense #the Chriscourse (x)

[a-medvezhonok]

If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at

[arrogantsuggestion]

Fuck anyone who’s ever made you feel like you were hard to love.

[dethalbumll]

gapple fcrumble

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a defense mechanism

[bluehairedspidey]

i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

There is a PHD thesis in this comment

[saturgay-deactivated20130411]

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one of the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

[artbyjuju]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[monogramscorner]

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

[americachavez]

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me :(

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him :(

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

[audreysmusings-deactivated20251]

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[sunspotclover-deactivated202508]

and they were tombmates…

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

oh my god they were tombmates…

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”